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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • 500CC Bike
    One Man was having 350cc Bullet Bike.
    He was not able to Talk to his Girlfriend
    while Riding on it because of the Noise Generated by it.

    Being fed up,
    He Sold his Bullet Bike and Bought a 100cc Bike.

    He soon Got Married to the Same Girlfriend.
    And after a passage of 1 year,
    ,
    He Bought a 500cc Bullet...:-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Husband's Hair
    Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?

    Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

    Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?

    Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Loose Motion
    My Friend Got a Job in Paperless Office.

    Everything was going Great until
    He went to Toilet
    due to Loose Motions..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Every Tear
    .* Every Tear Is A Sign 0f
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    Cutting Onions.
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    Every Silence Is A Sign 0f
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    Zero Balance.
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    Every Smile Is A Sign 0f
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    Daily Brushing.
    Life Is So Simple
    Don’t Make It Complex
    With Difficult Explanation.:-)=P =D


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Your Voice Is So Sweet
    Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??

    Student: Your Voice is so sweet Mam that's why
    I am getting sleep.

    Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping?

    Student: They are not Listening to you Mam.


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Everything
    Boy: Is Your Name Google?

    Girl: No, Why?

    Boy: Because U Got Everything I Am Searching 4..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Victim
    Q: What is the Difference
    between A Lawyer and A Leech?

    A: A Leech will Drop Off
    When Its Victim Dies...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Traffic Signal
    Pathan Saw a very high Mobile Tower
    & red light Glowing on the Top,

    He said: “World is developing amazingly fast,
    see there are Traffic Signals for Airplane in the Air"..:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Lion's Birth Day
    Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
    You drop one outside. How many are left?
    Applicant: That's easy, 499.

    Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
    Applicant: Open the fridge.
    Put the elephant in.
    Close the fridge.

    Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
    Applicant: Open the fridge.
    Take the elephant out.
    Put the deer in.
    Close the fridge.

    Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
    all the animals are there except one, why?
    Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

    Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
    Applicant: She just crosses it
    because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

    Interviewer: Last question.
    In the end the old lady still died, Why?

    Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
    Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick.
    You may leave now...:-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • English Language
    Husband Texts to wife on Cell:
    "Hi, What r U doing Darling?"

    Wife: I'm Dying..!

    Husband Jumps with Joy
    But Types:
    "Sweet Heart,
    How can I Live without U?"

    Wife:
    "U idiot!
    I'm Dying my Hair.."

    Husband:
    "Bloody English Language"..:-(


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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