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Lips Per Infection



Lady: Doctor Mere Lips pe Infection ho gaya hai.

Doctor: Kiss kitni baar karti ho?

Lady: Saal me Ek baar.

Doctor: Infection nahi Hua,
Zang Lag Gaya Hai...;-p



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