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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Bahoo vs Saas
Msg for "Saas",
From "Bahoo".
"Dear Mother-in-Law ! Don't teach me how to handle
my children, I am living with one of yours,
And He Needs a lot of Improvements"....;-0 :-D
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Stupid Man
Stupid Man Writing His Diary..!
"My Sister had a Baby this Morning.
I have not Heard that its a Boy or a Girl.
So I don't know whether I am Uncle or
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Aunty"....:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Be Positive
** Be Positive **
POEM
Little Bird in the sky..
Dropping Potty on your Eye...:-P
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You Don’t Worry,,
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You Don’t Cry..:-)
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Thanks 2 God..!
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That
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Elephant Don’t Fly...:-P :-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Remember Me
S0me sAys alwasy remembr me ..!!
S0me sayS .. Nevr f0rget me
S0me sayS .. Nevr Leav me ..!!
bUt
"I LuV my aTtiTude"
So I say ForgEt me if yU cAn.
By:
ali
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MODERN IDIOMS
*MODERN IDIOMS*
1- Money is not everything: There are Credit Cards too.:-D
2- Books are Holy: Don't touch them..:-)
3- Love animals: They are Tasty..:-p
4- Save water; Drink juice..:-)
5- Study is healthy: Leave it for the sick..;-)
6- No Noise in class; You disturb those asleep..:-p
7- Love your neighbor: But don't get caught..;)
8- Must get Married: Happiness is not the only Aim of life..:-p ;-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ullu
A boy went to his Dad's friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby's room.
Boy refused due to baby's crying nature and went to
sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning in breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked : Who r u??
Girl : I am baby and U??
Boy : Me Ullu Ka Patha...:-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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sms
3 guys named:
WHAT,
WHY,
WHEN
were talking
WHAT: WHY what are you doing?
WHY: I dont know WHAT i am doing.
WHAT: why?
WHY: why are you calling me?WHAT?
WHAT: now why did you call me.
WHY: WHAT! WHEN did i call you?
WHEN: WHAT is your problem why are you callin me?
WHY: WHAT? did i call you? WHEN?
WHAT & WHEN: WHAT?
WHEN: WHY are you calling yourself?
WHY: did i call myself,when?
WHEN: WHAT?
WHAT: WHY did you call me? DOnt ask WHEN?
WHY & WHEN: WHAT
WHAT: WHY are callin me again now......
Now forward others and kill others brain... talking
WHAT: WHY what are you doing?
WHY: I dont know WHAT i am doing.
WHAT: why?
WHY: why are you calling me?WHAT?
WHAT: now why did you call me.
WHY: WHAT! WHEN did i call you?
WHEN: WHAT is your problem why are you callin me?
WHY: WHAT? did i call you? WHEN?
WHAT & WHEN: WHAT?
WHEN: WHY are you calling yourself?
WHY: did i call myself,when?
WHEN: WHAT?
WHAT: WHY did you call me? DOnt ask WHEN?
WHY & WHEN: WHAT
WHAT: WHY are callin me again now......
Now forward others and kill others brain.....:-)
By:
waqas
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