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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Fighting Everytime
Wife to Husband:
Do you know the Meaning Of WIFE..?
Husband:
Yes, It Means
"Without Information Fighting Everytime.."
WIFE says:
No, Its Mean
"With Idiot For Ever"...;-p:-)
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Increase your Brain
Husband: I found Alladin Lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did U ask for darling?
Husband: I asked Him to increase your Brain Ten Times.
Wife: Oh Darling love U So Much.
Did he do that?
Husband: He Laughed and said,
Multiplication does not Apply on Zero...;-p :-)
Hahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Much Beautiful
Father: I Have Seen You Love Your Mum More Than Me.
Do You Love Me Or Your Mum More?
Son: I Love Both Of You Equally Much.
Father: What If I Go America And
Your Mum Goes To Paris, Where Will You Go?
Son: Paris Of Course,
It Is Much Beautiful Then America..:-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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The POLITE Way to PEE
"The POLITE Way to PEE"
Teacher trying to teach Good Manners
asked Her Students this question:
"Michael if U were on a Date having Dinner
with a Nice Young Lady,
how wud U tell Her that U have to go to the Bathroom?"
Michael: "Just a Minute I have to Go Pee"
Teacher: That would be Rude & Impolite.
How about U SAM.
Sam: "I really need 2 go 2 Toilet, I'm sorry".
Teacher: "That's Better but
still not nice to say word Toilet.
Oh U Little Jonny can U use Ur Brain?"
JONNY:
"Darling, May I plz b Excused for a Moment?
I've 2 Shake Hands with a very Dear frnd of Mine,
whom I hope 2 Introduce 2 U after Dinner"....;):-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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