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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Faster Than U
    Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Cant ?
    Ya, Mom I Can Read My Hand Writing Faster Than U..:-)

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • A New Puzzle Game

    Your Phone has been Installed
    With A New Puzzle Game.

    To Play,
    Throw Your Phone Against The Wall.
    Then Assemble The Pieces..;-p

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Man On His Death Bed Confesses
    A Man On His Death Bed
    Confesses To His Wife :

    I Had Affairs With Your Sister,
    With Ur Best Friend & Even Our Maid..:(
    I Know Darling
    Now Relax,
    Let The Poison Work...:-)

  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fighting Everytime
    Wife to Husband:
    Do you know the Meaning Of WIFE..?

    Yes, It Means
    "Without Information Fighting Everytime.."

    WIFE says:
    No, Its Mean
    "With Idiot For Ever"...;-p:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Increase your Brain
    Husband: I found Alladin Lamp today.

    Wife: wow, what did U ask for darling?

    Husband: I asked Him to increase your Brain Ten Times.

    Wife: Oh Darling love U So Much.
    Did he do that?

    Husband: He Laughed and said,
    Multiplication does not Apply on Zero...;-p :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ziyada Sharif
    Agar Ramzan me Shaitaan ki Jaga

    Internet Band ker diya jaye to Log

    Ziyada Shareef Ho Saktay Hen...:-)

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Much Beautiful
    Father: I Have Seen You Love Your Mum More Than Me.
    Do You Love Me Or Your Mum More?

    Son: I Love Both Of You Equally Much.

    Father: What If I Go America And
    Your Mum Goes To Paris, Where Will You Go?

    Son: Paris Of Course,
    It Is Much Beautiful Then America..:-)

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • The POLITE Way to PEE
    "The POLITE Way to PEE"

    Teacher trying to teach Good Manners
    asked Her Students this question:

    "Michael if U were on a Date having Dinner
    with a Nice Young Lady,
    how wud U tell Her that U have to go to the Bathroom?"

    Michael: "Just a Minute I have to Go Pee"

    Teacher: That would be Rude & Impolite.
    How about U SAM.

    Sam: "I really need 2 go 2 Toilet, I'm sorry".

    Teacher: "That's Better but
    still not nice to say word Toilet.
    Oh U Little Jonny can U use Ur Brain?"

    "Darling, May I plz b Excused for a Moment?
    I've 2 Shake Hands with a very Dear frnd of Mine,
    whom I hope 2 Introduce 2 U after Dinner"....;):-p

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Kerta Hun,
    Piyar Kerta Hun,
    Isi Liye Fiker Kerta hun,,

    Jab Nafrat Kerun Ga,
    To Ziker Bhi Nahi Kerun Ga..!

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mistress
    Every Wife is a "Mistress" of Her Husband.

    "MISS" for One Hour
    "STRESS" for 23 Hours Everyday..:-)

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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