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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Husband was seriously ill
Husband was seriously ill.
Doctor to Wife:
"Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don't discuss ur problems,
no TV Serial, don't demand new clothes & Gold jewels,
Do this for 1 year & he will be ok."
On the way Home..
Husband: What did the doctor say?
Wife: No Chance for U to Survive..:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Much Better
2 men went 2 a Callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"No my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better"..:-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Doctor to Lady
Doctor to Lady: You r Looking so Weak and Exhausted!
Are You Properly taking 3 Meals a Day as I had Advised?
Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 "Males" Per Day...;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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When a girl becomes 18
When An Apple Becomes Red,,
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,
,
It is Ready to Eat,
When a girl becomes 18
She is Ready to,,
,
,
,
,
VOTE..:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Couple Fight
A couple had a Fight one Night
Going to Bed Husband Says:
"Good night, Mother of My 3 Kids"
Wife Replied:
"Good night, Father of none"...;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Is She Hot
Define Checkmate..:
When you tell Your Wife that
"You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her."
She Asks "WAS SHE HOT?"
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You can't say NO or Yes.....:-p
By:
Haya Ali
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