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Latest English Funny SMS:
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I will kill you
Husband: Why are the Defective Condoms lying on the Sofa.??
Wife: What..???
Where..??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
‘I will kill you,
If U don't Stop Calling Our Children "Defective Condoms"...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Hi Darling
Girl Sitting on a Park Bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare U call me as darling.?
Beggar: Then what r U Doing on My Bed?...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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A Couple was Having Dinner
A Couple was Having Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant.
As the food was served the Husband said:
The food looks Delicious, let’s Eat.
Wife: Honey.!
You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That’s at Home sweetheart!
Here the Chef knows how to Cook..;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Group Therapy With Young Mothers
A Psychiatrist was Conducting
a Group Therapy with four Young Mothers.
The doctor observed: “You all have obsessions”
To the 1st Mother, He said:
“You are obsessed with eating.
You’ve even named your daughter ’Candy’.”
He looks to the 2nd Mother saying,
“Your obsession is with Money.
Again, It Manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He looks to the 3rd Mother and says:
“Your obsession is Alcohol.
This Manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At This Point,
The 4th Mother Gets up,
Takes her Little Boy by the hand
and says to Him:
“Come on, Dick, We’re leaving”...;-p:)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Good News
A Man received d phone
from Emergency Room of Hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: Oh my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding,
She is Dead...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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