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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Two Tickets Of English Movie
    Pappu: Sweet Heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ??
    .
    Girl: Which one ??
    .
    Pappu: Condom Of Shailesh.
    .
    .
    .
    Girl: You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace..;-p ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Its Strange
    Its Strange But Damn very
    True Fact..
    .
    .
    .
    Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For MUSIC,
    .
    .
    .
    But Too Loud For Adult Films.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Waqt waqt ki Baat
    Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece
    utha k Pati ko diya,
    .
    Bagal se Ek Buzurg Bole:
    "Waqt waqt ki Baat hai,
    Warna Hamari Begam bhi Hame Taangen
    Utha Utha ke deti thi.." ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ladki Ko Chai
    Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi,
    Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
    To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
    Or
    ,
    Or
    Or
    ,
    Or
    Dusre Kapde Pehan Kar
    Dudh lane Market Chali Gai.. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Me Pasand Ya Toilet
    Boy: Tumhen me zyada Pasand hun ya Toilet?

    Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?

    Boy: Nahi janu batao na?

    Girl: Offcourse Tum hi, Ab batao Q pucha?

    Boy: Toilet k liye to Tum
    Foran Chaddi utar deti ho,
    ,
    Magar Mujhe bohat Minnate karni parti hen kyu?
    ?
    Wah ustad wah,
    kya kutta dimagh paya hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaryan
    1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaryan aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya..
    Aur Elan hua k jo 1 Minute me Bandar ko
    Pehchan k Pakad lega,
    Wo $100,000 Payega..
    .
    1st: Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.

    2nd: George Bush gaya lekin Nakam raha.

    3rd: Manmohan Singh gaya aur 10 Second me Bandar le aaya.
    .
    Sab ne Heran hoke puchha:
    Aap ne kese pata kar liya?
    ?
    Manmohan Singh: Me Pinjre me gaya aur kaha:
    VOTE CONGRESS ko dena!
    To sirf Ek ne kaha:
    LUND LE LE MERA.. :-p ;-)
    AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...*
    hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Still Together
    Can U Believe They are
    Still Together after
    all the Shit that has
    happened between them for all these years..
    Who..?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Ur Bums... ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • I'm not Ur Brother
    GIRL: Xcuse-me Brother, That's My Seat.
    .
    BOY: Ok, But I'm not Ur Brother.
    My DAD Never Fucked Ur MOM.
    .
    .
    GIRL: True, But My DAD Fucked Ur MOM.. ;-p

    MORAL:
    Larkiyon Se Panga Acha Nahi Hota.. ;-)

    Hhahahah


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Wife to Husband
    Wife to Husband:
    Tumhen Piyar Kerna Nahi Aata.

    Husband: To Ye 3 Bache Kiya Internet se Download kiye hen?

    Wife: Nahi, Ye to Sharma Ji k
    Pendrive se liye gaye hen.. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tight hy
    BOY: Poora under gaya?
    GIRL: Auuch...... Haaan.
    .
    BOY: Tight hy? Zyada lag to nahi raha na?
    GIRL: Haan Thora Thora.
    .
    Boy: Oye Maqsood, Baji ko
    8 Number wala Joota dikha.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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