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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Boojho to Jaane
    "Boojho to Jaane”
    .
    "Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai,
    Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai,
    Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai,
    Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai,
    ?
    Batao Kiya..?
    ?
    ?
    Sharam Karo Yaar,
    "Wo ” soch rahe ho na ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag Yaar. ;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khane ki nhi lagane ki Cheez
    Gaaye ko Condom chabate dekh
    LAALU JI bole:
    Budbak Ye Khane ki nhi lagane ki Cheez hai.
    .
    .
    RAABDI:
    Is par nahi,
    Saand pe Chillaao.
    Usi ne Mooh me diya hoga.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Chabi Wala Teeka
    Aurat Doctor se:
    Mujhe Chabi Wala Teeka laga den.
    .
    Doctor: Aap k Kitny Bachy hen?
    .
    Aurat: MASHAALLAH Mere 11
    Bachay hain.
    .
    Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa len.. ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • HIL HIL k
    Ladki boli: 200 lungi, HIL HIL k Maza dun gi..
    .
    Ladka bola: 100 dunga HIL Me khud lun ga..
    .
    Ladki boli: To Phir ye 100 bhi Bacha le Aur Hath se HILA le.. ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • TV Mute karke dekho
    Wo kya he jo TV Mute karke dekho
    to bhi Maza Aata Hai ??
    .
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    Tom n Jerry Show.. ;-)

    Wese Aap jo Soch rahe The,
    Wo Bhi Sahi Hai.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Kiya hai
    Wo Kiya hai ??
    Jis Pe Agar Piyar se Hath Phero
    to Foran Khara ho jata hai??
    U Dirty Mind.. ;-p
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    .
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    Its Bakra !
    Abhi tak Teri Soch nahi Badli,
    to Mulk kesy Badly ga.. :-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Mard hoti
    Pathan Husband: Janu Tumhara Kabhi Dil nai kerta

    ke Tum Mard hoti??

    Wife: Kiyo, Aaj Tumhara
    Gaand Marwane ka Mann
    Kar Raha Hai Kiya?.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • GREAT INNOCENT SARDAR
    THE GREAT INNOCENT SARDAR SPECIAL..

    Sardar Blue Film dekh raha tha.
    Achanak Apni Biwi ko
    Us Film me dekh kar Chonk gaya.
    GHussa huwa,
    Phir Hans Para,
    Bola: Ye to Film hai,
    Koi Real thodi na hai.. ;;-p

    Hahaaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Married Lady
    3 Married Lady..
    .
    1st: Mere Pati to Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hen.
    .
    2nd: Mere To Pair B.
    .
    Teesri Apni $aari Uthake Boli:
    Aji... Bahar Niklo G*

    Hahahaa


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Shirt utar ker
    Pappu Shirt utar ker balcony me
    khada tha..!

    1 Admi: Wah Pappu ji
    kya Mast Chest hai..
    .
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    Pappu: Arey Yaar
    Ye To kuch bhi nai,
    .
    .
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    Teri Bhabi ki
    dekhe ga to Hil jaye ga.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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