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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:



  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sir Nikaal K Dikhaiye
    Teacher: Duniya Me Har Baat K
    Do Matlab Nikalte Hai.

    Girl: Sir Nikaal K Dikhaiye..?

    Sir: Baith Ja Beti, Teri Baat K
    Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hen..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Soorakh Me 6 Soorakh
    1 Soorakh Me 6 Soorakh Kis Tarha
    Dalo Ge?
    ?
    Socho?
    .
    .
    .
    Socho? Bhai
    .
    .
    Socho, Dimag Laga
    ...
    .
    .
    .
    Answar Is Very Simple Yaar
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Apni Gand Me Baansuri Lelo..;-p ;-)

    Hahahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Larka Larki K Baap Se
    Larka Larki K Baap Se:
    Me Aap Ki Beti Ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hun.

    Larki Ka Baap: Kyun?

    Larka:
    Kyun K,
    Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chukay Hain..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • On top of blueberry hill
    A Kid walks into a class
    with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks.

    The Teacher asks:
    "Where have you been?"

    The boy says:
    "On top of blueberry hill."

    Then another boy walks in
    with no shirt and no socks.

    Teacher says:
    "Where have you been?"

    The boy says:
    "On top of blueberry hill."

    Then a girl walks in
    and the teacher asks:
    "Where have you been?
    Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill."

    Girl says:
    "No, I am blueberry hill"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Blood and Urine Tests
    An old Woman goes to the Doctor's office..

    The Doctor gives her a checkup and says:
    "I need to do Stool, Blood and Urine Tests."

    The Woman says:
    "Well can I just leave my underwear?...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Polio Ki Khurak
    Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Me Kamara Book Karwane Pohnche..

    Ladka: Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye.

    Manager: Kis Liye?

    Ladka: Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai.

    Manager: Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai.

    Ladka: Inhone Bachpan Me
    Dawa Pine K Baad Ulti Kardi Thi,
    ,
    ,
    Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi...;-p ;-)

    Hahahahq


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aapko kahin dekha hy
    Husband Suhag raat ko:
    Me Shadi se pehle
    buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hun.


    BV sharmate hue:

    Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k
    Aapko kahin dekha hy..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Amul the Taste of India
    Ek Ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha:
    “Amul the Taste of India”

    Ye dekh ke..

    Santa ne apni Pant pe likhwaya:
    “KurKure Tedha hai per Mera hai”...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Boss To New Lady Secretary
    Boss To New Lady Secretary:
    Tuhmari Ability ?

    Lady secretary:
    Young hun,
    Dynamic hun,
    Sincere hun,
    Honest hun,
    Hardworking hun,
    Qualified hun,
    Experienced hun,
    Deserving hun,
    Typing janti hun,
    File sahi rakhti hun,
    Computer me expert hun,
    Thoda accounts b janti hun.

    Boss: Aur Kuch ?

    Lady: Disease Free aur Healthy hun,
    Copper T lagayi hai,
    7 positions aati hen,
    69 me Expert hun,
    Aur
    Sabse Zaruri Baat k
    Apne Flat me Akeli Rehti Hun..!

    Boss: Bas kar Pagli, Ab Rulayegi Kya?..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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