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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Define Fashion Show
    Define Fashion Show?

    "In Fashion Show,

    Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

    Models Drop Their Dress

    & Show God's Creation...;-p

    Heheehe


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Proof
    Wife:
    Mere pass Proof hai k
    Tumhara Chakkar Parosan ke sath hai.

    Husband:
    Kiya Proof hai batoo??

    Wife:
    Uska Husband Kal Raat
    Tumhara Underwear Pehankar aya tha..;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Question
    Funny Question..!

    Ager Shadi Ki Raat Apka Bed Toot Jaye,

    To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kya Waja Batao Gay?

    Reply Me..

    Apne Doston Ko Send Karo
    Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gy..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Class me Sir Medam ko
    Class me Sir Medam ko KISS dekar:
    "Dekho Bachho Chumne se AIDS nhi hota hai."
    .
    .
    Students:
    Achha Sir, Ab ye bhi Dikha Den k
    AIDS hota kaise hai?...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki 1st Night
    Ek Larki Ko English Bolny Ka Bohat Shoq Tha..

    Shadi Ki 1st Night Usay Pata Chala K
    Uske Husband Ka Ek Pair Nahi hai,
    Wo Ghar Aaker Apni Maa Se Boli:

    "Mom, Mere Husband Ka Sirf
    Ek Hi Foot Hai"

    Maa Heran Hoker Boli:
    "Hey Bhagwaan, Beti Tujhy
    Aur Kitna Bara Chahiye"...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bite the Neck Gently
    Bite the Neck Gently,
    Chew the Breast Softly,
    Spread the Legs Slowly,
    Taste the Juice Excitingly,

    That is how You have to Enjoy a Chick,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Tandoori Chicken...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Larka Ek Larki
    Ek Larka Ek Larki
    aha aha,,
    Aadhi Raat ko
    oho oho,,
    Jungle me
    wah wah,,
    Jhari k peechay
    ouii,,
    Sab se chup k
    UFF,,
    DABA DABA k
    Aaha aha,,
    Mango Kha Rahey They..;-p

    Hehehe


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ladka Church me Confess
    Ek Ladka Church me Confess karne gaya..

    Ladka: Father mujhe confess karna hai..

    Father: bolo son..

    Ladka: Me Ek Shadi shuda Aurat k sath soya..

    Father: Son is type ki confession aksar log mere
    paas karne ate hen,
    achha batao Son kya Wo
    Gary Appartment ki SUZY thi..?

    Ladka: No father..

    Father: Kya Wo Palm Appt: ki MARRY thi..?

    Ladka: No father..

    Father: Kya Wo Vila Building ki SONIYA thi..?
    .
    .
    Ladka ek dum se Bhag kar
    Church ke bahar chala gaya..

    Church ke bahar khade Uske Dost ne pucha:
    Confess kiya kya Tune..?

    Ladka: Nahi Confess to nahi kiya
    lekin 3 solid
    jugadon ka pata chal gaya..;-)

    Men will be Men..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Class Me Teacher Ne Bachho Se
    Class Me Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha:

    Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Me Nahi Leni Chahiye?
    .
    .
    Johnny: Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And
    Jalta Hua Bulb
    .
    .
    Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar: Bulb Kyu ?
    .
    Johnny: Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai

    Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai,

    Main Muh Me Nahi Loongi...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Late Night Conversation
    Late Night Conversation:

    Girl:
    Chal Bye for now,
    Mom Chilla rahi hai..
    .
    .
    .
    Boy:
    Papa ko Bolo dhire dhire kare...:-0


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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