Two Tickets Of English Movie
Pappu: Sweet Heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ??
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Girl: Which one ??
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Pappu: Condom Of Shailesh.
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Girl: You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace..;-p ;-)
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