1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaryan
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaryan aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya..
Aur Elan hua k jo 1 Minute me Bandar ko
Pehchan k Pakad lega,
Wo $100,000 Payega..
.
1st: Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.
2nd: George Bush gaya lekin Nakam raha.
3rd: Manmohan Singh gaya aur 10 Second me Bandar le aaya.
.
Sab ne Heran hoke puchha:
Aap ne kese pata kar liya?
?
Manmohan Singh: Me Pinjre me gaya aur kaha:
VOTE CONGRESS ko dena!
To sirf Ek ne kaha:
LUND LE LE MERA.. :-p ;-)
AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...*
hahaha
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