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Best Collection of New Dirty SMS / Jokes at Funny SMS

Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Mujhe Rang Day
    Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se
    Gaana Ga Rahi Thi,
    ,
    "Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day."
    .
    Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use
    Bahut Maara.
    .
    Q..?
    .
    Q K Ladki Totli Thi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kitne Mein Dogi
    BOY:
    Hum hain Jogi
    Kitne mein dogi

    GIRL:
    Hil Hil k dungi
    500 rupey loongi

    BOY:
    100 rupe dunga
    Hil Khud hi loonga

    GIRL:
    Saaly 100 bhi bachaa le
    Haath se Hila le.!!

    BOY:
    Tum dekhna...
    20 hi dun ga 0r msg parhny waly ki Loon ga..
    Hahahahahah...


  By: Ammár_Chán   Send To Mobile
  • Ek College Me Ladkay Aur
    Ek College Me Ladkay Aur Ladki Ke
    Bich Me Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi..
    Ladke Ne Uski Ch00t Me Ungli De Di..
    .
    Ladki: Teri Ye Himmat?

    Ladka:
    Tune Hi To Kaha Tha,
    Ungli Niche Kar Ke Baat Kar.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Just Imagine
    Imagine If These Companies
    Start Selling Condoms,
    They Won't even have to Change Their Tag Line..:
    .
    Pepsodent Condom:
    ..Raat bhar Dishum Dishum.

    .
    Mirinda Condom:
    ..Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.

    .
    Thums up Condom:
    ..Aaj Kuch Tufani kerte hen.
    .
    And The Best One.. 
    .
    M Seal Condom:
    ..Ek Tapakti Boond Aapki Qismat Badal Sakti hai.

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Blouse Me Paise Q Rakhti Ho
    Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Me Paise Q Rakhti Ho?

    Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”

    Pappu: Papa Bhi Kitny Masoom Hen,
    Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Me Dhundte Rahte Hen.. ;-) ?


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Smoke Here
    Salesgirl: Hey, U can't Smoke Here.

    Customer: But I bought Cigarettes from Here..

    Salesgirl: Sir We Sell Condoms too,
    But it Doesn't Mean U Start Fucking Here.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Qad Me Bohat Chhoti Hai
    Baap:
    Beta Larki Pasand Aai Tumhen??

    Beta:
    Papa Larki Qad Me Bohat Chhoti Hai.

    Baap:
    Beta Mobile Koi Bhi Ho,
    SIM Wali Jaga Sab Ki Ek Jesi Hoti Hai.

    Beta:
    OK Papa Phir Double SIM Wali Chahiye Mujhy. ;-)

    Baap:
    Kutte K Bachay, Tu Kiya
    Pathano K Sath Rehny Laga Hai.? :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mujh Se MiL Kar
    Jaty Waqt Wo Mujh Se MiL Kar ROyA Itna K,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HANSi Nikal Gai." :-)


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Diwali K Jhatkey
    Diwali K Jhatkey.. ;-)
    .
    3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile..
    .
    .
    1st: Mere Daddy
    10,000 Ke Patakhe Laaye,
    Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye.
    .
    .
    2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000
    Ke Patakhe Laaye Thy,
    Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    3rd:
    Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thy..
    .
    To Mera Bhai 5000 Ka
    Sirf Ek Patakka Laaya Aur
    Saari Raat Humne
    Baari-Baari Usay Bajayaa.. ;-)
    .
    .
    Jo Samjha wo Share kare,
    Baki Pogo dekho Pogo.. :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ladkiyan 4 Cheezon Ki
    NONVEG.. ;-p
    .
    .
    .
    Ladkiyan 4 Cheezon Ki Diwani Hoti Hen..
    .
    1. Make up
    2. Mobile Phones
    3. Shopping
    Aur
    4.______ (Niche Dekh)
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Abe Apne Niche Dekh.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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