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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Ulti Machine
    Pappu Juice Ki Dukan Par Apny Baap Se:
    "Papa Kya Koi Aisi Ulti
    Machine Nahi Hai
    Jisme Juice Dalo To Phal Nikle.?"
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    Papa: Hai Na Beta,
    Tu Usi Ka To Phal Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Gandi Baaten
    Larka Excitement Me:
    Jaan, Gandi Baaten Karen??

    Larki: OK
    Kal Hamara Gatar Phir Band Ho Gaya.. ;-) :-D

    Hahaahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • ZUKAAM
    WIFE: KUTTE KO KESE PATA CHALTA HAI KI KUTIYA KA MAN KR RHA HAI??

    HSBND: USKI SOONGH KER..

    WIFE: AAJ TUJE ZUKAAM HAI KIYA.. ;-) ;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Laundry Bill
    Income Tax Officer Ny Ek File Dekhi Aur Hansny Laga..

    Dost: Kiya Hua.??

    Income Tax Officer: Mallika Shirawat Ki File Hai,
    Kapray Pehanti Nahi Aur
    Laundry Bill 9 Lakh Likha Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Ka Haal
    Aurat Ek Baba K Pass Gai Aur Kaha:
    "Baba Mujhy Dilon Ka Haal Jaanna Hai."

    Baba: Qareeb Aao..

    Aurat Thora Qareeb Ho Gai.

    Baba: Aur Qareeb Aao..

    Aurat Thora Aur Qareeb Aa Gai.

    Baba Ny Us Ki Kamar Per Hath Phera Aur Kaha:
    "Thora Aur Qareeb Aao.."

    Aurat Boli: Baba Aap Meri Lena Chahty Hen..??

    Baba Muskura Ker Bola:
    "Dekh Tujhy Dil Ka Haal Pata Lagna Shuru Ho Gaya Hai.." ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Suhagraat Ko Wife
    Suhagraat Ko Wife Husband Se:
    Ab Kero..

    Husband: Mujhy Kuch Nahi Ata.
    Wife: Koi Baat Nahi,
    Jese Me Kerun Tum Bhi Wese Hi Kero.

    Wife Ny Kapray Utary..
    Husband Ny Bhi Kapray Utary.

    Wife Ny Let Ker Tangen Utha Leen To
    Husband Ny Bhi Let Ker Tangen Utha Leen
    Aur Bola: Ab Kiya Kerun..??

    Wife: Ab Aisa Ker Bahar Se 3 Admi Bula La,
    Ek Meri Marega Aur Ek Teri..

    Husband: Aur Teesra Kiya Karega.??

    Wife: Teesra Free Ka Msg Parhny Waly Ki Marega
    Jo Bohat Muskura Ker Ye Msg Parh Raha Hai.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Percentage Symbol
    Larkiyan Kesi Dikhti Hen Jab Wo
    Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hen.??
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    Answer:
    "Like A Percentage Symbol % ".. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Insan Ki Khataaen
    Teacher: Insan Ki "Khataaen" Kese Saaf Hoti Hen??

    Pappu: Lifeboy K Sath..

    Teacher Ghusse Se:
    Babloo Tum Batao.

    Babloo: Janab Surf-Excel Se.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti Se
    Ek Larki Ghabrati Hui Doctor K Pass Aai Aur Boli:
    "Doctor Sahab, Me Ny Ghalti Se
    Apni Bhabhi Ki I-Pill Ki Goli Kha Li Hai,
    Ab Me Kiya Kerun.??

    Doctor: Bindas Ghumo, Friends Ko Khush Kero,
    Ab Tum 72 Ghanto K Liye Prepaid Ho Chuki Ho,
    Jao Aish Kero, Ji Lo Apni Zindgi.. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ammi Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana
    Bacha: Kiya Ammi Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana Dalti Hen.??

    Baap: Nahi Beta.

    Bacha: To Phir Wo Her Raat Ko
    Aah Aah Aah Kyun Kerti Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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