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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Mu Aur Gu Me Kya
    Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
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    Dirty Mind.!
    .
    "Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hen.
    Aur
    "Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hen.
    .
    Dua Hai Ki Apke
    "Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Late Utha Kya
    Boss ne Pucha:
    Der kyu hui, Late Utha Kya.??
    .
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    Me: Nahi Sir,,
    Uth Gaya tha isi liye late ho Gaya. ;-)
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    Jisko Samaj aaye Wo like karo,
    Baaki lage raho aap logon ko pogo ki TRP badhani hai..... :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Phir Paalak
    Pati Patni se: Aaj Phir Paalak, Roz roz ye kya Tamasha hai??

    Patni: To kya hua Isme Bohut Iron Hota hai..

    Pati: To Tu Meri gaand me se kya
    TMT Sariya Nikalna Chahti Hai??.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bijli ki Taar or Ladki
    Bijli ki Taar or Ladki me Kya Similarty hai???

    Guess..?
    Not Sure..?
    .
    Oh Come on Yaar, Simple Hai,
    ,
    Dono Nangi ho to Jaan Nikal deti hen.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Zamana Tha Jab
    Papa: Ek Zamana Tha Jab Me
    10 Rupay Me Doodh Pee K Aata Tha..

    .

    Son: Wo Zamana Gaya Papa,
    Aaj Kal To 10 Rupay Me Koi
    Dikhaati Bhi Nahi Hai.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Se Pehly Kiya Kerna Chaho
    Patni Ny Apny Pati Se Pucha:
    Agar Dunya 20 Minute me Khatam Hony Wali Ho To
    Tum Sab Se Pehly Kiya Kerna Chaho Gy??
    .
    Pati: Simple Si Paat Hai,
    Sex Kerna Chahunga.
    .
    .
    Patni Masumiyat Se:
    Phir Baki K 19 Minute
    Kiya Kero Gy??.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Translate into English
    Teacher: Translate into English;
    "Khush K Maare Us Ki Chhati Phool Gai"

    .

    Student:
    Due To Happiness,
    His Chest Turned Into
    Breast".. ;-) ;-p

    Teacher Shocked..
    Student Rocked.. ;-)
    Hahahhaa


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Saaree Wapas le lo
    Nokrani: Bibiji, Apni Saaree Wapas le lo.

    Lady: Kyun?
    ~
    Nokrani: Jab Pehanti hun to SAHAB,
    Aap samajh k dhyan hi nahi dete,
    ,
    Ulte DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jata
    Hai.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaa


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aur Dabao
    Us ne kaha or dabao,,,
    Mene dabaya ,,,
    Us ne kaha or dabao ,,
    Mene or dabaya ,,,
    Us ne kaha Baniyan nikal do phir dabao,,
    Mene phir dabaya ,,,
    Us ne kaha Paint bhi nikal do phir dabao,,
    Mene phir dabaya Aur
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    Dekha ho gya na Suit Case band..:-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Man Offering A Drink
    Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar..
    .
    Lady: “No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs”
    Man: “Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?”
    Lady: “No, They Spread“.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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