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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Shakal Dekhi Hai
    Gadha Sherni Se:
    "I Love U"

    Sherni Ghusse Se:
    Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai.??

    Gadha: Shakal Chhor,
    Neechay Dekh Neechay.

    Sherni: I Love U Too.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chota Phal
    Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Me
    Ja Rahe The To Unko Kuch
    Jungliyon Ne Pakad Liya, Aur
    Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.
    Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha:
    “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi
    Phal (Fruit) Leke Aao.”
    .
    Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya.
    .
    Sardar: “Isko Apni Gaand Me
    Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaz Nikali
    To Maare Jaoge.”
    Usne Jesi Hi Apple Gaand Me
    Ghusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gai Aur
    Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya..
    .
    Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha.
    Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.
    .
    Swarg Me Pehla Dost Dusre Se:
    “Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Phal Leke
    Aaya Tha To Phir Chilaya Kyu?”
    .
    Dost: “Arey Me Chilaya Nahi
    Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost
    Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main
    Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya“

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • A Lady Hypnotized
    A Lady Hypnotized
    the Whole Audience in A Hall with A Pendulum..
    .
    Suddenly, The Pendulum Fell Down,,
    She said: “F**k”
    .
    Ab Sochiye Is K Baad Kiya Hua Hoga.. :-D ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga
    Chota Santa: Aunty Is Baar To
    Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga.
    .
    Aunty: Tumhe Kese Pata Chala.
    .
    Chota Santa:
    Aap Ki Phatti Hui
    Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki
    .
    .
    Moonchen
    .
    Nazar Aa Rahi Hen. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Susu not coming
    Pappu: Doctor last night I had s** with a girl..
    but today Susu not coming..
    it has blocked..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Doctor after checking:
    You Idiot, remove the condom first. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Name Plate
    Santa looking at air hostess’s
    name plate above her
    left bo*b..
    "KOMAL"
    .
    Confused Santa asked her:
    “Doosra Wala KADAK hai kya.?"

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • ZIP Me SAMAAN
    Kon Kehta Hai K Sirf Mohabbat Me Hi Dard hota Hai,

    Yaaro..!!

    Aankhon Me Tufan Aajata Hai,
    Jab ZIP Me SAMAAN Aajata Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare
    Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
    Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
    "STOP"
    .
    2nd day Beti:
    MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
    "DON'T STOP" :-0

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Zehreela
    "Kaash Saanp Bhi Zehreela na Hota.."
    .
    .
    Mallika Shrawat ka National Geographic ko Interview..
    .
    .
    Samjhey Ya Phir Lagaun POGO.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bacha Abhi Kacha
    Koi Larka Agar Larki K Sath
    Date pe Moqa Milne k
    Bawajud bhi
    Larki ko sirf
    kissing kar k chhor de
    Aur khush hojae to

    Samjh lena k

    Bacha Abhi Kacha hy. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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