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Best Collection of New Dirty SMS / Jokes at Funny SMS

Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Bachpan Ka Zamana
    Yaad Aata hai Mujhko Tera Bachpan ka Zamana,

    Patli patli Tangon par latka hua Pakhana,

    Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana,

    Gali me beth kr saare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,

    Qamar se Makhiyan Uratay howe Aawaz lagana,,,,,
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    Ammi Ker Li,
    Ab dho de..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dirty Mind
    Aisi Kon si Cheez hai
    Jiske Paas hoti hai,
    Wo usey Hila k Kaam Chalate hen..

    aur
    jiske Paas Nahi hoti Wo
    Ungli Daal kar Kaam Chalate hen..
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    Dirty Mind
    it is Toothbrush...;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bathroom
    BathRoom Wo Wahid Jaga Hai
    Jahan
    Banda Apni Khushi Se,
    Apnay Kiye Per
    Paani Pherta Hai...:-p :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Stamp Tickets
    Girlfriend: Me Aapki Yaad me
    Aapke Letters K Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Kerti Hun,
    Unhe Aapke Lips Ne Chhua Hoga..

    Boyfriend: Par Me To Unhen
    Apne Kutte Ki Naak Se Gila Ker K Chipkata Tha..:-0

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Little Thing
    One Day there was the Naked Man and Elephant..

    The Elephant Looks at the Naked Man for a Few Seconds,
    Ask the Naked Man,
    ,
    "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"...;-p:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Statement
    Ek Chorni Pakri gayi.

    Constable: Aapki Statement leni hai andar chalo
    and fucked her.

    Head Constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.

    Shaam ko Larki ko Megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.

    Magistrate:
    Tumhari Statement leni hai, kuch kehna chaho gi?

    Chorni:
    Sir Aaj to "STATEMENT" Sooj gayi hai,
    Kal le lena..;-p:D

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sad Monkey
    One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted 2 End
    His Life..
    So, He Went Up 2 A Sleeping Lion &
    Put His Finger In d Lion's Ass..

    The Lion Woke Up Angry & Roared:
    "Who Did That, Who Has Called For
    His Death..??"

    Monkey Said:
    "Its Was Me, My Lord..!"

    Lion Asked:
    "Did Anyone See You..??"

    Monkey: "No, My Lord.."

    Lion: "Ok, Then Do It Again,
    It Feels Good..!!"
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    Moral:
    Akele Reh-Reh Kar Jungle Ka
    Raja Bhi G#nd#o Ho Jaata Hai,
    So
    Keep In Touch...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Japani Couple Ki SEXY Baaten
    Japani Couple SEXY Baaten karte
    huye...
    Husband: Sutaki...
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    Wife: Kowanini...
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    Husband: Toka anji rodi romi
    hoayako....
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    Wife Ghutnay taik k Boli: Mimi
    yoanakodinda tinkuji...
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    Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou
    kinatimkouji..

    "Logon ka Shok to dekho.
    Samajh
    kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka word
    aaya or poora status Parh
    Dala...;-p;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Woh Maza
    Woh Maza na BAADSHAHI me hai,

    Na Taj me hai,

    Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raaj me hai,

    Na woh Maza kisi Khazanay me hai,
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    Jo Maza Naak se Choohay Nikal k
    Gol Ghumanay me hai...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sleeveless Dress
    A Girl Wears Sleeveless Dress Every time.

    On right Arm she writes "C" and on left Arm "L".

    Friends ask: what does it means?

    She said: I am COOL...;-p

    Jis Ko Samajh Na Aaye
    Wo Ja K POGO Dekhay..

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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