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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:
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Jurmana
Lady Traffic Police Ne Suhagraat K Baad
Husband Se Rs.600 Ka Jurmana Manga!
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Husband: Kis Liye?
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Wife:
100 Overspeed K,
200 Wrong Side K Or
300 Bina Helmet K...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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4 Girls Take Lift
4 Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Engineers.
Since No Place They Sit On Boys Lap.
Grl 1: R U Ece Engnr?
Boy: Hw Did U Knw?
Grl 1: Ur Tower Is Communicating With My
Unreachable Area.
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Grl 2: R U Computer Engr?
Boy: Hw Dd U Knw?
Grl 2: Ur Pendrive Is Tring 2
Connct With My Usb Drive.
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Grl 3: R U Mechanicl Engr?
Boy: Hw Dd U Knw?
Grl 3: Ur Piston Is Tring 2 Move In My Cylinder.
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Grl 4: R U Civil Engnr?
Boy: Hw Dd U Knw?
Grl 4: Ur Dam Had Broken N
It Flooded My Village...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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High Court Ka Wakil
Ek High Court K Wakil Ki Jungle K Raste me Car Kharab Ho Gai.
Bohat Door 1 Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya to
Wakil Udhar Gaya,
Knock Kiya To 1 Sexy Aurat Aai aur Pucha:
Kya Chahiye??
Wakil : Me High Court Ka Wakil Hun,
Meri Car Khrab Ho Gai Hy to
Me Raat Guzarna Chahta Hun.
Aurat: Mere Pas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hy.
Wakil : "Aap Chinta Na Kren,
Me High Court Ka Wakil Hun,
Apko Koi Preshani Nahi Hogi."
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Dono Jab Sone K Liye Bistar Per gaye To
Aurat: "Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Penty Me Sone Ki Aadat Hy.
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Wakil : Aap Jese Chahe Soen,
Me High Court Ka Wakil Hun,
Apko Koi Preshani Nahi Hogi.
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Aurat Bra /Panty Me Let Gai
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Aur Thodi Der Baad Boli:
"Mujhe Apke Uper Taang Rakh K Sona Hai."
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Wakil : "Madam Aap Jese Marzi Soen,
Mujhe Koi Problem Nahi Me High Cort Ka Wakil Hun.
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Raat Guzar Gai,
Subah Wakil Sahab Bahar Bethe Chai Pee Rahe The
To Dekha K Us Aurat Ne 2 Murge Aur 10 Murgiya Paal
Rakhi Thi,
Jinme Se Ek Murga Sab Murgiyon K
Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur
Dusra Ek Murga Chupchap Betha Tha.
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Wakil : "Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap Betha Hai,
Kiya Ye Bimar Hai?
?
Aurat: "Nahi ..
Ye Chutiya High Court Ka Wakil Hai"...;-p
Hahahhaa
By:
Maha Abro
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Pregnancy Poem
"Pregnancy Poem"
Ab Q lagi rone
Jab bacha laga hone.
Tab Q nahi royi thi
Jab chipak k soyi thi.
Ab jo kiya hai wo bharo
Tab to kehti thi
"Janu Aur Kero aur Kero"..;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Pregnant
Bacha Maa se: Mom ye
Pregnant kya hota
hai ???
.
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Mom ne Ghusse se dekha
to Wo Samja ki
Ghusse ko Pregnant kehte hen..!
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2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek Ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
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Ladki ki Maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
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Bacha bola:
Gira Teri Beti
k upar hun
or
Pregnant tu ho rahi hai...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Tatti
A Sweet Poem About "TATTI"
Tatti Meri Pyari tatti,
Shochalay ki raani tatti,
Subah-Subah jab aaye tatti,
Ghar aangan mehkae tatti,
Pili tatti,
Kaali tatti,
Haye re meri nyaari tatti,
Kudrat ka dastoor nirala,
Sabko hi aawe hai tatti,
Khul k jo na aawe tatti,
Sacchi bada satawe tatti,
Lagatar jo aawe tatti,
Sab ke hosh udawe tatti,
Pet ke andar factory kaisi,
Jo ki roz banawe tatti,
Ye msg sabko kar dena,
Warna teri ruk jawegi Tatti..;-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Aisi Konsi Jagha
"Aisi Konsi Jagha hai
Jahan Mard or Auraat
dono k Baal "CURLY" Hoty hen"
Kiya ??
Socho ??
Ek chance or lo ?
You Dirty Mind ...
Answer:
AFRICA...;-p
Hahhaha
Tum Kiya Samjhay ;-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Priceless
Baba Saxidas Ek Din Mast Mood Mein Bethe Thhe
To Unke Ek Ashiq Mijaj Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Kahte Hai Ki Smile Priceless Hoti Hai,
Iska Koi Example Dijiye Na”
Baba Saxidas: “Dekh Bachha, Is Baat Ko Aise Samajh”
Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Tu
Movie Dekhne Gaya Aur 500 Ki Tickets Li
Fir Uske Saath Sara Din Car Pe Ghuma
Aur 700 Ka Petrol Uda Diya
Fir Usko 5 Star Hotel Me Le Gaya
Aur Pahle 500 Rs Ki Coffe Pee
Aur Fir 2000 Rs Ka Dinner Kiya.
Aur Usi Hotel Ke Bade Ache Se
Room Jiska Rent 5000 Rs Hai
Uske Ander Le Gaya.
Aur Girlfriend Ko Bed Pe
Lita Ke Jaisi Hi Uski Jeans
Kholne Laga To Girlfriend Bole:
"Nahi Jaanu Aaj Mere Periods Hai"
Us Time Tu Usko Muskura K Dikhayga
Aur Jo Tere Chehre Pe Muskaan Hogi
Wo Priceless Hi Hogi...;-p ;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Seedhi Tarha
BOY: Main pyar ki oonchai or
Ishq ki Gehrai ko dekhna or
Chhuna chahta hun..
GIRL: Seedhi tarah se Q nahi kehte
k Underwear or Brazier utaar do...;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Competition
Ek Baar Sary Deshon k Presidents me Competition Hota Hai,
Jisme Ye Dekha Jata Hai K
Kis Ka Sperm Ziyada Nikalta Hai?
Sab Ka Bohat Ziyada Nikalta Hai
Magar
Obama Ka Sirf Ek Boond Nikalta Hai.
Sab ny Pucha: Aisa Q Janab??
?
?
Obama:
Saaly, White House Kiya Tere Baap Ny Paint Kiya Hai???
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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