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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Sab Se Ziyada Izzat
    Teacher: Sab Se Ziyada Izzat Kis k Paas Hoti Hai?

    Pappu: Shakti Kapoor,
    Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover K Paas.

    Teacher Herani Se: Wo Kese.??

    Pappu: Madam Wo Is Liye K
    Unho Ny Hi Sab Se Ziyada Izzat Luti Hai.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Try Try Again
    Aurat Apni Padosan Se:
    Mujhy Aulad Nahi Ho Rahi..

    Padosan: Tera Husband NaMard Hoga..

    Aurat Foran Boli:
    Mujhy Bhi Yehi Lagta Hai,
    Magar Tera Husband Bhi NaMard Hi Nikla.. :-) :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao
    Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha..

    Pappu: Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko
    Hath Me Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa
    Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Aur
    Dil Khushi se Jhoom Jata Hai
    Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?
    .
    Ladki Sharama Ker: Chhiii,
    Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.
    .
    Pappu: Arey Me To 5000 Rupye Ke
    Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha,
    Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Patiala Shalwar
    Patiala ki 2 Cheezen Famous hen..

    1. Patiala Pag.
    2. Patiala Shalwar.

    Dono me Fark Sirf Itna hai K
    Ek Chadhne per Maza Deti hai
    to
    2sri Uterne Per.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Ladki Raste se
    1 Ladki Raste se ja rahi thi,
    Side se Achanak Tezi Se Bike Nikli..
    .
    .
    .
    Ladki: Abey Oye, Maarega kiya ?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Boy:
    Mood to nahi hai,
    Per Degi to Maar Lunga..
    .
    Jo Samjha vo Like karo,
    Baki Pogo Dekho. ;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • YUMMY GULAB JAMUN
    2 Pagal Aadhi Raat ko sarak pr ja rahe thy
    Achanak Gatar mein gir gaye

    1 Pagal: Yaar hum kaha agae hen??

    2 Pagal: Yaar hum kisi Mithai k Karkhane me agae hen shayad

    1 Pagal: Jabhi me sochoo k Mere Mun me itne Gulab Jamun Q Arahe hen, Wo bhi Sugar Free.. :-)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :-D


  By: Adeel   Send To Mobile
  • Sunny Leon To Taxi
    Sunny Leon To Taxi Driver:
    "Airport Chalo Gy??"

    Taxi Driver:
    Haan Chalunga.

    Sunny Leon:
    Kiya Lo Gy??

    Taxi Driver:
    Ghareeb Aadmi Hun Behan,
    Paise Hi Lunga.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Movie Dekh Rahi Hun
    Boy: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??

    Girl: Movie Dekh Rahi Hun.

    Boy: Kon Si ??

    Girl: LooTera

    Boy: Lele ;-)

    Blocked.. :-(

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Billi
    Ek Ladka Ladki Ki
    T-Shirt Par Bani Billi
    (Cat) Ke Design ko
    Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha..
    .
    Ladki: Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya.?
    .
    Ladka: Billi To Dekhi Hai,
    Par
    DO*dh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue
    Pehli Baar Dekh
    Raha hoon.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • QK Me Jhoot Nahi Bolti
    QK Me Jhoot Nahi Bolti..

    Ek Larki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Tha

    Aur Larki Chilla Chilla Ker
    Bas Ek Hi Baat Keh Rahi Thi..:

    "Kutto, Kameeno Pehly c*nd*m To Laga Lo,
    ,
    Warna Sab Ko Aids Ho Jaye Ga.." :-D ;-)

    Hahhaaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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