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Me Pasand Ya Toilet



Boy: Tumhen me zyada Pasand hun ya Toilet?

Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?

Boy: Nahi janu batao na?

Girl: Offcourse Tum hi, Ab batao Q pucha?

Boy: Toilet k liye to Tum
Foran Chaddi utar deti ho,
,
Magar Mujhe bohat Minnate karni parti hen kyu?
?
Wah ustad wah,
kya kutta dimagh paya hai.. ;-)

Hahahha



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