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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

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  • Happy 2nd January 2010
    * Happy 2nd JANUARY *
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    Aaj K Din Quaid-e-Azam Pooray 8 Din K Ho Gaye Thay. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Team for World Cup 2011
    New Pakistani Team for World Cup 2011

    Coach: Khuwab Aalam.

    Team
    1. Imran Faqeer

    2. Salman Jutt

    3. Bonus Khan

    4. Shoaib Jhalak

    5. Misbah Full Yaqq

    6. Shoda Afridi

    7. Kamran Khatmal

    8. Abdul Mazzaq

    9. Umer Bull

    10. Shoaib Kambakhter

    11. Bao Jamadar Anjum

    Extra

    1. Beiman Ferhat

    2. Danish Maleria


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aa Kahin Door Chaly Jaen 

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    Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

    Door Itna K Humain

    Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)


  By: SMS Dude   Send To Mobile
  • PAA Ka Part 2 PAA-DO
    Dhoom Ka Part 2 Bana To Naam Rakha.

    Dhoom Do (2)


    Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Banay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

    "PAA DO" :-)


  By: Spider Man   Send To Mobile
  • fone par kiss
    Girl:
    Sir aap ki wife aap ko fone par kiss karna chahti hai.

    SIR:
    Recive kar lo main tum se baad mein le loon ga...!!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani hone ki mushkilaat..
    Pakistani hone ki mushkilaat..

    1. Ghar me panjabi bolo

    2. School me urdu bolo

    3.Paper angrezi me hal kero

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    4.Marney k baad hisab Arbi me do..:-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?
    Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

    Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

    "Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


    Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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    Abbu Main Hon. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Sary Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Han
    Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


    Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


    Class Main Khamoshi,
    Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

    Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


    Sir, "N.R.O" :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Abhi Tak Aolad Nahi Hui
    Ek Baba G 1 Gaon se Guzre:

    1 Aurat: Meri Shadi ko 10 Saal hoe Abhi Tak Aolad Nahi Hui.
    Baba: Mai Falan Darbar Pe Tere Naam Ka Diya Jalaon ga Allah Karam Kare ga.

    10 Saal Bad Baba Phir Usi Gaon Aaya to us Aorat k Ghar Gaya.
    10 bachay Dekh k Bola Ye Kon Hain.

    Aurat: Mere Bachy.
    Baba: Tumara Husband Kahan Hai?

    Wo diya Bujhany Gaya hai. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Qurbani K Saat Hissay
    Molvi Medical Student Se: Gaye ki Qurbani k Kitne hise Hote hain?

    Medical Student: 7
    Molvi: Kon Kon Se?

    Medical Student:

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    1.Upper Limb
    2.Lower Limb
    3.Head
    4.Neck
    5.Thorax
    6.Abdomen
    7.Pelvis. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
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