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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Apny Kaam Se Kaam Rakh
    Aaj Achanak Hath Pe
    Ek Aansu Gira,

    Maine Us Se Pucha:
    Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho?


    Aansu bola:


    Abay Apny Kaam Se Kaam Rakh. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • There Are 3 Kind of Men
    There Are 3 Kind of Men.

    Do You Know?

    1-The AFRICANS:
    They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most.

    2-The AMERICANS:
    They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most.

    3-The PAKISTANIS:
    They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their House-Maid The Most. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Balochi In Love
    Baloch: Hum Tumhary Liye Sab Chhor Denga.

    Girl: Ammi Abbu?
    Bloch: Aao Re

    Girl: Khana Pina?
    Baloch: Aao Re

    Girl: Apne Dost?
    Baloch: Aao

    Girl: Gutka?
    Baloch: Jao Re Masi Apna Kaam Karo. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Do U Want New Ringtone?
    Do You Want a New Ringtone?

    OK

    Countdown Begins Now

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    )  ' (
    /  )..)..Pooooon
    L_/ _/


    Save it.

    Ab Thanks Na Bol Yaar. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aapka Sath Hum Denge
    Har Safar Mai Aapka Sath Hum Denge,

    Aapne Pyar ki Saughat Hum Denge,

    Girne Lage to Hath Hum Denge,

    Or

    Na Bhi Gire To?

    1 Laat Hum Denge. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Future Leader of Pakistan
    14-Aug-2020 PM Pakistan visited USA to help Them,

    Pak most Peaceful Land.

    Pak Won Football World Cup 2020.

    India begged Pak to Forgive them & helped Them and The War Against Terrorism.

    Pak is the Leader of Islamic World.

    All The Crypt Politicians are Killed.

    OSAMA Killed in America by an Pakistani Drown Attack,

    1Rs= 76$

    Petrol: Rs.20/Barrel

    CNG: 0.15/kg

    Gold: Rs.500/10gram

    Pak gave Million ton Sugar to UK, USA.


    This all Can Happen If You support "IRFAN" As the Future Leader of Pakistan.

    Name change Karny ki Ghatia Harkat Kar k Mulk ka Mustaqbil Mat Tabah Karna. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Words by Karachi People
    G0LDEN WORDS
    by the People of Karachi,

    ALAAD

    P0NKA

    GHANTA

    KADDU

    CHAL SALAY TERI TOU

    USS KI TOU MAIN

    BAS KER! ZYADA LAMBI MAT PHENK

    CHAL NIKAL

    KATT LAY

    ABAY HAT SALAY

    AUR PARTY

    MANJAN MATT BAICH

    DIMAGH KI DAHI

    DIMAGH KI CHATNI

    DIMAGH NAI PAKA

    YEH CHEEZ

    BACHI DEKH, KITNI TYTE HAI

    BHABHI SE BAAT KAR RAHA HOON

    BHOOTNI K

    KACCHI HOGAI

    TOKEN

    PATLI GALI PAKR

    LUSH YAR

    GARH GAYE

    HAT GAYI.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Faqeer Ne KFC Phone Kya
    Faqeer Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya:

    Hello KFC!

    1 Zinger Burger!
    1 Spicy Rice!
    1 Frech Frize!

    Bhej Do!

    KFC: G Kis K Naam Pe?

    Faqeer: Allah K Naam Pe Baba!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Ek Aisa SMS Hai
    Dekho Ye Woh SMS Hai.

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    Jis Se Buttons Kharab Ho Jatay Hain. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Ashiq Majboor Aa
    Breaking News:

    According To BBC Urdu Service,
    After a Long Discussion in Supreme Court,
    The Larger Bench of 17 Judges have declared in their Short decision that,

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    Ashiq Majboor Aa, Bhalay Kedho B Kandhar Hujey. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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