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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Last Confession
    1 Aadmi Marty Waqt Dost se: Yaar! Tmhary Ghar 10 lakh ka Daka Maine Dalwaya tha,

    Aur 50 lakh ki Chori b Maine hi Karwai thi.


    Dost: Koi Baat Nahi.

    Tumhain Zeher Bhi Maine Dilwaya Hai. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • Anti Black Water Agency
    American Agency Black Water K Khilaaf Hum Nay Aik

    Agency Banany Ka Socha Hai.

    You Are Requested To Join Us Our Agency Name Is





    "Soda Water" :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Memon Ka Hisaab
    1 Memon se Marny k Baad Farishty Ne Pucha:

    Koi Naiki ki thi Duniya Main?

    Memon: Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha,
    1 Masjid Main 1 Lota Rakhwaya tha,
    1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye thay.

    Farishtay ne Kaha: Ye Lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakar Aur Dozakh Main chal Shabash. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Khamosh Ghazal
    Hamari Aaj Ki Ghazal Ka Unwaan Hai "KHAMOSHI"

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    Ghazal Sunne Ka Bohat Bohat Shukriya. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Very Sweet Msg
    Meetha Msg:

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    Cheeni Ki Bori

     (''''''')
    <(",)/"
      \ \
     _/"\_



    Aadha Kilo Nikaal Kar,
    Baqi Aagay Fwd Kar Den.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Baghairat Ho Jana
    "Never Say I Failed 1000 Times,
    Say that I Discovered 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure."
    (Thomas Edison)



    Moral:
    Baghairat ho Jana par Manna Nahi. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya
    1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya or Zor Zor Se DUA mangny laga.

    YA ALLAH MERAY SARAY GUNAH MAAF KAR DE.




    WARNA MERA KHARCHA 2,35,000 WAPIS KAR DAY.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Miss Se Nikah Karne
    1 Bacha Ghar se Maar Kha k Gusse Main School Ja raha tha...


    Raaste Mai Kisi ne Puchha: Beta! Parhne ja rahe ho?




    Larka: Nahi! Miss se Nikah karne ja raha hoon. :-)


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Majboor Aa Aashiq Majboor Aa
    It is True News.

    Kuch German Scientist Apni Daily Research k Pacific Ocean Ki Teh Main Gaye.

    To Unho Ne Dekha K Kuch Fishes or Chhotay Aabi Janwar.

    Aapas Main Group Ki Soorat Main Tairtay Huye Kuch Aawaz Nikaal Rahy Thy.

    Jab Ye Aawaz Scientist Ne Suni To Woh Hairan Ho Gaye, Unho Ne Usay Record Kya.

    Woh Jab Apne Center pe Aakar Jab Usko Translator Machine Main Aawaz daali To Us Aawaz Ki Translation Hogai.

    Woh Scientist Hairan Hogaye K Janwar Bhi Aisa Bol Sakta Hai.

    Aapko Pata Hai Woh Janwar Kya Keh Rahy Thay?
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    Majboor Aa, Ashiq Majboor Aa,
    Bhalay Kedho Bi Kandhar Hujay.
    Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Friends are Always Badtameez
    'Badtameez' Friends are always 'bdtmz'.

    They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka' msgs in a week.

    Actually they r spacial kind of 'bgairat'.

    They become more 'Dheet' after a lot of 'baisti'.

    They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

    And they never eat 'SHARAM'. :-P


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
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