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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Man Was Smoking at Airport
    Once a Man Was Smoking at Airport
    A Gentleman arrive n ask him:
    Ek din mei kitni Cigarette p Lete ho?

    Man: Why?

    Gentleman: Agar Tum Ab Tak Zindagi Mai Cigarette P Kharach Kiye Paise bachaty to Samney Khara hua Plane Tumhara hota.

    Man: To kia Woh Plane Aapka Hai?

    Gentleman: Nahi

    Man: Thanks Sir for your advice.
    Woh Plane Mera He Hai.

    Moral: Ziyada Bhashan Dene Se Kachi Ho Jati Hai. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • TECHNOLOGY has Limitations
    TECHNOLOGY has Its own Limitations

    GOOGLE may Be the most powerful Search Engine.


    But

    Can It Search and Locate the

    CHAPPALS

    You Lost at Masjid. :-)


  By: Spider Man   Send To Mobile
  • Us Masoom ki Kya Ghalti
    If You LOVE Someone

    Just Don't Tell

    Because

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    Is Mai Us Masoom ki Kya Ghalti.

    Woh Kyon Saza Bhugtey?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Amir Khan's 3 IDIOTS
    Tamam Musalmaan Bhaiyon Aur Unki Behnon Se Appeal Hai.

    K Please Aamir Khan ki New Movie

    "3 IDIOTS" Na Dekhen.

    Kyon K

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    Woh Abhi Tak Release He Nahi Hui Hai. :-)


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Pehle Insan Ki Nationality
    Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

    Boy: Pakistani.

    Teacher: Woh Kese?

    Boy: Uske Paas
    Na Ghar Tha
    Na Aata
    Na Bijli
    Na Cheeni

    Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Tulla Rokey To
    GOLDEN WORDS


    "Abey, Main hon Na!
    Tum Log Jao Double Sawari Pe,
    Agar Tulla Rokey To Bas Mujhy Call Laga Kar Baat Karwa Dena."


    By:
    William Badchoda. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • GEO Breaking News
    GEO Breaking News.

    Karachi Mai Aaj Baraf Giri.

    "Or ab Khabrein Tafseel k sath"

    Ek Aadmi Cycle Pe Baraf le Kar Ja Raha tha k Achanak Shopper Phatny Se Baraf Gir gai.

    ..GEO NEWS..

    Baat ka Batangarr bana K Geo.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Hamari Taraf Se Dinner
    Kal Raat Ka Dinner Hamari Taraf Se.

    BOAT BASIN Per 10:30PM Ok?

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    From: Saylani Welfare Trust.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Laptop Gift For You
    Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chahta Hon

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    Par Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Dogey.

    Is Liye Ab Cancel. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhe Chhor Diya Faraz
    Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz...


    Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad.



    Aur

    Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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