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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Achi Biwi Aur Bhoot
    "ACHI BIWI" Aur "BHOOT" Ek Jaise Hotay Hain.


    Kyon K Unki Baatain To Sab Karte Hain.


    Par Aaj Tak Dekha Kisi Ne Nahi. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • B.V Ka Dil Kaise Jeeton?
    1 MEMON ki Shadi hui,
    dost se mashwra Liya k Apni bv ka Dil Kaisay Jeetun.

    Friend: Us k Pas Cigerate Laga Kar Jana
    Aur Dhunwa Us k Mun pe Maar k Kehna
    Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Aadat Bhi Chor Sakta Hon.


    Usne Aisa hi Kya.

    BV Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya


    Nahi, Its Ok! Agar GOLD LEAF Hai to Ek SUTTA Mujhe Bhi Lagwa Do. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Adab
    Height of Adab

    Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

    K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen


    K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Kahan Pe Masla Hai?
    Ek Bar two Orthopedician (Haddi) Doctors Ja Rahy The.
    Saamne Se Ek Langrata hua Aadmi Aaraha tha.

    1st Doctor: Iske Ghutna Main Problem Hai.
    2nd Doc: Nahi Iske Ankle main hai.

    Thori Dair Main Wo Lanagrata Hua Aaya to
    Ek Doctor ne Poocha: Aapka Ghutna Toota Hua Hai Ya Ankle?

    Aadmi: Meri Chappel Toot Gai Hai is Liye Langra Raha Hon. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Safai
    Height of Safai.

    Bacha Dukaan Daar Se:
    Uncle Safeguard Sabun Hai?

    Dukaan Daar: Haan Hai.

    Bacha: Phir Haath Dho Kar 1 Rupee Wali Qulfi Dena. :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Class K Sath Group Photo
    1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,

    Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:

    "Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
    Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
    Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
    Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"

    Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
    "Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai" :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • LOVE STORY Ka Future
    Apni "LOVE STORY" Ka Future Jane K Liye
    Type Ki Jiye







    Or

    Send Kar Den



    Apny


    A-BB-A
    A-MM-A
    K Number Par.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Panga Day
    Dimagh to Set Hai Tumhara?
    Zara Soch Samajh k Msg Kiya Karo. Ok






    Happy Panga Day..........;-) hehehehehe....OK


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Electric Wires Ka Pyar
    Ek Electric Wire ko Doosre Electric Wire se Pyar ho Jata Hai,

    To Aap is Pyar ko Kya Naam Denge?

    Socho?


    Socho?


    Pata nahi?



    "CURRENT AFFAIR" :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Haseen Larki Ko Dekh K
    Molvi Ne Raat Ko Ek Haseen Larki Ko Dekh Kar Pucha:


    Sunain G... Aap Kon Ho?


    Larki (Ghussay Se): CHURAIL.


    Molvi: To Phir Chipat'ti Kyon Nahi? :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
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