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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Na Parhne Wali Beemari
    Kya Aap ko Pata Hai?

    Books Samney Rakh kar Bhi

    Na Parh pane Wali Beemari ka Naam Kya Hai?

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    'Mobile' :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Zindagi Tumhen Banana Hai
    Sath Tumhara Dena He
    Or Sath Tumhara Pana He

    Pathron K Is Shehar Me
    Ek Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana He

    Aasmano Pe Jo Rishta Bana
    Usy Duniya Me Nibhana He

    Ek Naam Tmhara Likhna Hai
    Ek Naam Humain Ban Jana Hai

    Kuch Baaten Tumse Krni Hen
    Kuch Dil Ka Haal Sunana Hai

    Chupky Se Jo Maangi Hen
    Un Duaon Men TumKo Pana Hai

    Tum Roth K Mujhse Mat Jao
    Mujhy Sath Tumhara Pana Hai

    Tum Lout k Wapis Aa Jao
    Mujhe Zindagi Tumhen Banana Hai.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Bhagney Per Izzat Mili
    SAF Games Mein 100 Meter Race Jeet Ke Gold Medal Lene Wali,

    Korangi Karachi Ki Naseem Hameed,

    Pehle Pakistani Larki Hai,

    Jissey Bhagney Per Izzat Mili Hai... :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots Movie Nahi Dekhi?
    Teacher to Kid:


    Teacher: Bachay Aasman Se Aatay Hain.

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    KID: Madam Kya Aapne 3 Idiots Movie Nahi Dekhi?

    All IZZ Well.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Koi Rok Sakta Hai To Rok Le
    Jub Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Sakta Hai.

    Peshawar Mai Ek Din Pehley Chand Nazar Aa Sakta Hai.

    Pakistan Ireland Se Haar Sakta Hai.

    Pappu Pass ho Sakta Hai.

    To Phir Mai Aaj Eid Wish Kyo Nahi Kar Sakta?

    Mai Eid Wish Karonga Koi Rok Sakta Hai To Rok Le

    EID MUBARAK.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Golden Words
    5 Golden Words:

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    Gold K Thay Na.
    Chori Ho Gaye. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Noshi to Meri JAAN Hai
    Doctor Mareez Se: Tumari Sehat Bohat Kharaab Hai Cigarette Noshi Chhor do.


    Mareez: Ye Nahi ho Sakta,
    Chalo Cigarette to Chor Donga Magar



    Noshi to Meri JAAN Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Nahanay Ka Tareeqa 
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    Garmiya Aa Gai Hain.

    Nahanay Ka Tareeqa Seekh Lo.

    Sardi Main Banda Bhool He Jata Hai. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sawal Ka Jawab De Do
    Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.

    Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?

    Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai
    To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.

    Mujhe Bas Iska Jawab Dedo.

    Sawal Ziyada Mushkil Nahi Hai.
    Lekin Ziyada Aasan Bhi Nahi Hai.

    Sawal Ye Hai K.

    Jab

    Murghi Andaa Free Mai Deti Hai,
    To Bazaar Mai Rs.6 Ka Q Bikta Hai? :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao
    Techar Bangali Student Se:

    Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao:

    "My Brother Can't Cook."

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    Bangali: Hamary Bhai Ko Pokhana Nai Aata. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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