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B.V Ka Dil Kaise Jeeton?



1 MEMON ki Shadi hui,
dost se mashwra Liya k Apni bv ka Dil Kaisay Jeetun.

Friend: Us k Pas Cigerate Laga Kar Jana
Aur Dhunwa Us k Mun pe Maar k Kehna
Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Aadat Bhi Chor Sakta Hon.


Usne Aisa hi Kya.

BV Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya


Nahi, Its Ok! Agar GOLD LEAF Hai to Ek SUTTA Mujhe Bhi Lagwa Do. :-)



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