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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Chand Par Pohnch Gaye
    Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.

    1st: Ye Kya Hai?

    2nd: Abey Ye Chand Hai.

    1st: Sale Ghar Chal

    Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pohnch Gaye.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Purana Calender Hai
    1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghoor Raha tha:

    Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi.

    1 Ladka Aaya Bola: Kya hua?

    Budha: Kuch Nahi Beta,

    Purana Calender Hai FADFADA Raha Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoos Ki Example
    Master: Kanjoos Bole to Kon?

    Student: Hum Chahe jitne Bhi 'SMS' Karen
    Iska 'Reply' Jo Na Kare Woh.

    Master: Uski Ek Example Do.

    Student: Aapki ki Beti. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai
    Wo Konsa Aisa Saanp Hai
    Jis K Kaatne Se Sath Wala Insan Kush Hota Hai...




    Nahi Pata?


    Bilkul Nahi?



    Ludo Wala SAANP
    Ha Ha Ha. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Daro Mat Mazak Tha
    Alert News...!!!

    2 Hrs Phle Cosmic Rays Se Pta Chla
    H K Mars Or Earth Ka Distnce Kafi Km Hogya Hy.
    Mars Ka Orbit Earth Ki Tarf 1km/H Ki Speed
    Se Arha H.Or Agr Ye Speed Rhi To 62days Bd
    MARS OR EARTH Ki Takar Ho Sktin H
    Js K Natije M Ye Dunya Tabah Hoskti Hai.

    Detail K Lye Visit dis Websi8:


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    www.Daro Mat Mazak Tha.Com ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Samajh Aaya Kuch?
    Shakespeare Said:

    "Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege. Tinta Reamy Pejage."


    Samajh Aaya Kuch?

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    Nahi Na

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    Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha.
    Nafsiyatee.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Me ne khotey per research ki
    Wife: Me ne khotey per research ki hy wo apni ''khoti'' k siwa kisi or khoti ko dekhta tek nahin


    Husband: issi liye to ossy ''khota'' kehte hain....


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Jis k ghar U.P.S laga ho
    Indian girl:
    me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
    Or tum ?

    Pakistani girl :
    me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar U.P.S laga ho


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • American & Pakistani
    American: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
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    Pakistani: 1,Maah mein,
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    American: Ye Hamary Mulk mein to 2,weeks mein ban jati hai,
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    Thora agay jany k bad phir poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
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    Pakistani: Sirf 2,weeks mein,
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    American: Hamary Mulk mein to 3,Days mein ban jati hai,
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    Habib-Bank Plaza k pas se Guzry to American ne poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
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    Pakistani (Ghussy se): Pata Nahi Subha to Nahi Thi.!!


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan & Photographer
    Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia: . . . . . . . . .



    "Yarapassport size photo nikalo Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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