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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho
    Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.

    Aur

    Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.

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    Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.

    Jholay Laal


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • SMS ki Tarah Girlfriend
    Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti

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    Life k inbox Mai Aai
    Enjoy Kiya
    Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
    Aur Phir
    Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free
    One Good News
    One Bad News

    Good News: Jumma Bazar Me 1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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    Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
    Rs 39,999/=Only. =P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Balance Send Kar De
    AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA


    !..... YAA ALLAH ....!


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    Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De...:)

    *. AAMEEN .*


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai
    Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.

    Sunder Ban'na Hai To Khoob Rootho,

    Because.

    Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
    To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Beti Ka Cell Number
    Master To Student:
    A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

    Student:

    A=Apni
    B=Beti ka
    C=Cell Number
    D=Dejiye! :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Please Ignore Mat Karna
    Please Ignore Mat Karna.

    Ek Bacha Jo Bohat Chhota Hai
    Kyon k Bachay Chhote Hote Hain.

    Us Bechare ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nahi Aati.

    Hum Log Rozana Kitne Fuzool SMS Karte Hain

    Plz Ek ye SMS Bhi Sab Ko Forward Karen Ta'kay.

    Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sakay.

    Shukria. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Qabristan Mai Charas
    Ek Charsi Qabristan Mai Charas Pi Raha Tha K Police Aagai:

    To Charsi Ne Chars Chupa Di.

    Police: Kia Kar Rahy Ho?
    Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.

    Police: Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai.
    Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Mai He Mar Gaya Tha.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy
    1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy.
    Teeno doctor thy.
    2 pagal thy 1 ko samj nahe aati the.
    Jis ko samj nahe aati the us k 3 hospital thy.

    2 band thy 1 kholta nahe tha.
    Jo kholta nahe tha us main 3 fans thy.

    2 band thy 1 chalta nahe tha.
    Jo chalta nahe tha us ko 3 meknik k pas ly gy.

    2 ko kam Aata nahe tha.
    1 sy hota nahe tha.
    Jis sy hota nahe tha.
    Us k 3 Shagerd thy.

    2 aaty nahe thy.
    1 ghar me rehta tha.
    Jo ghar me rehta tha





    Wo Har Waqt Msg Parhnay Mai Laga Rehta Tha.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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