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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein
    1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
    Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.








    Utth Kanjriye...
    Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Koi Ek Din Select Karen
    Koi Ek Din Select Karen.

    Friday.
    Saturday.
    Sunday.
    Monday.
    Tuesday.
    Wednesday.
    Thursday.




    Or Us Din Meri Dawat Kar Dena.

    THANK YOU. :-)


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai
    1 Choti si Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai or Boli:

    Jab Mai Barri ho Jaon gi to Mujse Shadi Karo Gi,

    Shopkeepr: Hans k bola Han Kar longa.

    Larki boli to kia apni hony wali Wife ko 1 Choclate b Nahi de Saktay.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ghamgeen Lehjay Main Kaha
    Us ne Mere Samnay Baith Kar Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjay Main Kaha,

    "Agar Tum Mujhe Isi Tarah Ignore Karty Rahy
    To Dekhna Main Ek Din Tumhain Chhor Kar Chali Jaon Gi."

    Maine Muskura Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekha Aur Dheery Se Kaha:

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    "Bhaar Main Jao" :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Biryani Day!
    1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

    Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

    Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

    Shan Masalay Se Khushbu ki DOHNI do.

    Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.

    jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.

    Ta'k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.

    Happy Biryani Day!


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye
    Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye,


    Jab Koi sms Na Aaye,


    Jab Koi Missed Call Bhi Na Aaye,


    To,


    Samajh Lena K


    "AAP K DOST"

    Ko 100 Walay Card Ki Sakht Zaroorat Hai. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Jawan Hone ki Dawai
    Maa: Beta America se Mery Liye Jawan Hone ki Dawai Bhajna.

    Bety Ne America se Capsol Bhajy or kaha 1 se Ziyada nhi Khana.

    Jub beta America se Wapas Aaya to Dekha
    Ghar Main 1 Khubsurat Larki Ghoom Rahi Hai.

    Beta: Tum Kon Ho?
    Men Teri Maa Hon.

    Beta: Abba Kahan Hain?
    Maa: Unho ne 2 Kha Liye Thy Wo Jhooly Men So Rahy Hain. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Love an Electronic Product
    LOVE
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    Is like an Electronic Product,

    But...
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    Made In CHINA

    No Warranty, No Guarantee...!

    Chalay To Chaand Tak,

    Nahi To Shaam Tak...


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • JUNG Me Kuch Nahi Rakha
    Dosto JUNG Me Kuch Nahi Rakha,
    AMAN Hi Sab Kuch Hai,

    Ye Baat Maan Kar INDIA Ne PAKISTAN Ko Apni BACHIYAN Deni Shuro Kar Di Hain

    Jesy K

    MALIK K Liye SANIA MIRZA

    WASIM AKRAM K Liye SUSHMITA SEN

    Mere Liye KAITREENA KAIF

    Aap K Liye AASHA BHOSLY

    Aman Ki Aasha Jagao

    India Se Bachiyan Book Karwao. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Bracelet De Do
    Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe Apni Bracelet De do main Isko
    Dekh k Tumhay Yaad Karu Gi.


    Sheikh:
    Tum ye soch k muje Yaad Kar Lena k
    Maine Maangi Thi Usne Nahi Di. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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