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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Muamla Insaf ka Hai
    Admi: Molvi Sahab Pistay ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hai
    Ya Badam ka?




    Molvi: Muamla Insaf ka hai
    Is Liye Halwon ki Gair Mojudgi Mai Faisla Nhi hoskta.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Sheikh Dhobi Se
    Sheikh Dhobi Se

    Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?

    Dhobi: 15 rupay.

    Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar Istari Utha kar Bhaag Gaya.

    Geo Sheikho.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Pasand ka Fruit
    Apni Pasand ka Fruit Chose Karen.

    Apple

    Lemon

    Orange

    Grapes

    Mango

    Pineapple

    Banana

    Cherry

    Aur

    Khared kar Kha Lain. :-)

    Hame aap ki sehat ka boht khyal he


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Romantic Lines Of A Baby!
    Romantic Lines Of A Baby!

    "Mein Tumhe Bhulne Ti Bohot Toshish Talti Hoon,

    Pal Tya Talun Mama Loj

    BADAM Thila Deti Hein

    Aul Umhali Yaad Phil Shy Aa Dati Hai"


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Hathi or Ghoray Main Farq
    Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





    Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,
    Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf. :-)


  By: Muhammad noman   Send To Mobile
  • Samosa Said to Aaloo
    Samosa Said to Aaloo:

    Jab men fry hota hon to Tumhen cover Kar k
    Garam Oil se Bacha leta Hon coz I Luv you.

    Aaloo said:
    Jab log Tumhen Fry hone k foran bad Khate hen to
    Main bhi unki Zuban Aur Munh Jala Deta hun. I luv u 2.

    Moral of the story:
    "In Dono ki Prem kahani pe na Jaen.
    Samosa Thora Thanda Kar K Khaen." :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Guzarish Ye Hai K
    DUA KI APPEAL:


    Guzarish Ye Hai K

    Maine Abhi Abhi
    Ek 800gm ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai.

    Aap Sab Dua Karen K
    Woh Meetha Nikal Aaye.

    Aur Ye Msg Apny Friends Ko Bhi Kar Den.

    Shukriya. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Latest Slogan of Multan Boys
    The Latest Slogan of Multan Boys:

    Pakistan is Our Nation.

    Girls are our Destination.

    Dating is our Occupation.

    Bhar Mai Jaye Education!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Ka Khadim Haji Don
    Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai

    Ab Ek Madrassa Banaya Hai
    So Plz
    Balance Ki Surat
    My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain

    Aap Ka Khadim
    Haji Don


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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