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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Hindu Jungle Se Guzer Raha Tha
    1 Hindu Jungle Se Guzer Raha Tha
    Samney Shair Aa Gaya Wo Hindu Bola:
    Hay Bhagwan ab mai kya karo, Mujhay Bacha Lay.

    Awaz Aayi: Ek Pathar Utha 0r Shair Kay Sar Pe Maar day.

    Hindu Nay Pathar Maar Diya.

    Phir Aawaz Aayi:
    Beta, ab bhag. ;-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay
    Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
    4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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    wajah kya thi..??
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    wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
    khana kon mangway ga?





  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Research K Mutabiq
    Research K Mutabiq
    Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
    Mehenti Hoti Hain...


    Kyun k


    100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
    aur Baqi
    Apni Mehnat Say....:


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Bus Stop Pe Intazar
    Shadeed Garmi Mai Bus Stop Pe
    Log Bus K Intizar Mai Khare Thy,


    Ek Faqeer Aaya, Sub Se Bheek Li



    Aur Rikshaw Mai Baith Kar Chala Gaya. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Pent Ke Uper Underwear Pehno
    Agar Aap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho,

    To Usay Girnay Se Bachanay Ka Sab Se Asaan Tariqa Hai K:



    Pent Ke Uper Underwear Pehan Lo.


    William Superman..


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Mausami Report K Mutabiq
    Mausami Report K Mutabiq

    Aaj Raat Aasman Se Garaj Chamak K Sath

    Gulab Jaman, Barfi Aur Ras Gullay Girnay Ka Imkaan Hai.


    Sab Se Guzarish Hai K Sehen Main Saari Raat Mun Khol Kar Soen.

    Shukriya. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Memon Banned to Play Football
    Why Memon's Are Banned to Play Hockey and Football?

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    Yar You do'nt know??

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    Wakae Tumhen Nahi Pata?

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    Because Corner milte he Dukaan Khol Lete Hain. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Best Way of Removing Tension
    Best Way of Removing Tension

    Is not saying.

    "All is Well"

    Just sit in a Corner

    Close your Eyes

    and say..

    "Bhar Main Jaaye"

    "Bhar Main Jaaye"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Shaks Jab Bi Mujh Sy Milta Tha
    Wo Shaks Jab Bi Mujh Sy Milta Tha,

    Har Baar MasoMiyat Sy Mujh Sy Poucha Karta Tha,

    K Tum Mery Hi Ho Na

    Or hum Hr Baar Us K Chehry Ko

    Apny Haathon Sy Choo Kr Qasm Khaya Kerty Thy,

    Par

    Kaash,

    Hum Ny 1 Baar Hi USS sy Pouch Liya Hota,

    K TuM B Sirf Mery Hi Ho Na.

    Sh*t, Itni Si Ghalti Se Bachi Hath Se Nikal Gayi. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chooha Sharab Mai
    Ek Chooha Sharab k glass main Gir Gaya.

    Wahan se billi guzar rahi thi.

    Chooha bola mujhay nikal do plz bhalay tum baad main kha lena.

    Billi ne laat maar kr glass gira diya itnay main chooha nikal ker apnay ghar k darwazay pe ja khara huwa.

    Billi ne awaz di dhokay baaz dhoka diya tum ne jhoot bola mujh se apnay waaday se mukar gaye tum.



    Choohay ne muskuratay huway kaha jaan us waqt main nashay main tha.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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