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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Khaansi Ka Ilaaj
    Khaansi Ka Ilaaj Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho Sakta.

    Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

    Subha Shaam

    7 Baar

    Khyber

    Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

    Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

    Bolen

    Balghum Nikal Jaye Ga. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun To
    1 larki Molvi Se: Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to Kahan Jaungi?

    Molvi: Shayad Dozakh May.

    Larki: Acha Agar Aapko kiss Karun To?

    Molvi: Chalaak Larki! Jannat May Jana Chahti Ho. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Mard 1 Jese Hote Hain
    Larki Ka Bap Larki Se: Jise Tum Pasand Karti Ho
    Us K Pas Bangala Car Jaidad Hai?

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    Larki: Toba Hai Sab Mard 1 Jese Hote Hain,
    Wo Bhi Aap K Bare Me Yahi Puch Raha Tha. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ghor se Parhne ka Shukriya
    1:INDIA Mai 95% log Milk nhi petey.

    2:U.K me Ab Tak jurwa Bache peda nhi huve.

    3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn

    4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy.

    5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota

    6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh Sakta hy

    7:Ye sub points ghalt hyn.

    Hamary ghr light nahi hy Time pas Kar Raha tha,
    Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Bagair Dolat K Mohabbatt
    Question:
    Kya Aaj K Zamane Main Bagair Dolat K Mohabbatt Ki Ja Sakti Hai?
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    Answer: Ji Han Lakin Ye Sahulat Sirf Larkion Ko Hasil Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Kitni Pyari Larki Hai
    Beta: Kitni Pyari Larki Hai.

    Baap: Beta Ye Miss Hain, Teri Maa K Barabar Hain.


    Beta: Haan Abba, Har Jaga Apni Jugaar Lagana,

    Humain Kuch Na Karne Dena. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Shaikh Se Paise Nikalwana
    Sheikh Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

    Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

    Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki Ek Baat Bataun Ga..

    Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

    Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga :-D

    MORAL:
    Sirf Sheikh Hi Sheikh Say Pesa Nikalwa Sakta Hai.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao
    Father: Jao Beta Mery Liye 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao,

    Beta: Nahi Abbu Mai Nahi Ja Sakta, Mai Game Khel Raha Hon.


    Dosra Beta: Choriye Aabbu Ye To Hai He Badtamiz


    Aap Khud Jaa K Pani Pi Len.
    Aur Wapsi Pe Mere Liye Bhi Lete Aana. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Afghanistan ka Capital
    This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

    Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
    Shoaib: Kabul

    Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
    Shoaib: Kabul

    Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
    Shoaib: Kabul

    And They Got Married. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Meera can Speak English
    Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek Aur Movie.

    Guess What?

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    My name is MEERA and I can speak ENGLISH. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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