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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Memon Ki Fazol Kharch Biwi
    Memon: Meri Biwi Bohat Fazool Kharach Hai.

    Jab Se Shadi Hui Hai Roz 100, 200 Rupay Mangti Hai.


    Dost: Woh In Paison Ka Karti Kya Hai?


    Memon: Kya Pata! Maine Kabhi Diye He Nahi. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Hum Bohat Laiq They
    Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
    "Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They."



    1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
    "Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey." :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aur Jab Chooha Thak Gaya
    1 Billi Chohey ko Pakar Rahi Thi,
    Choha Bhag Bhag Kar Jab Thak Gaya


    To Barrey Style Se Khary ho Kar Bola:









    "Billo Rani! Kaho to Abi Jaan De Don." :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ye To Hai He Badtamiz
    Father: Jao Beta Mery Liye 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao.

    Beta: Nahi Abbu Mai Nahi Jaskta, Mai Game Khel Raha Hon.

    Dosra Beta: Chorye Abbu Ye To Hai He Badtamiz

    Aap Khud Ja k Pani Pi Len.

    Aur Mere Liye Bhi 1 Glass Le Aayen. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Fresh Flowers for You
    Fresh Flowers for You...

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    What are You Looking for?

    Flowers?

    Have Some Sense Yaar...

    Yeh Mobile Hai GAMLA Nahi. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Yaar Pen Kho Gaya
    ( Ghazal )









    Yaar Pen Kho Gaya,

    Warna Qasam Se Ghazal To Ghazab Ki Thi.

    Chalo Next Time.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Moin-Jo-Darro Ki Takhti
    Congratulations!

    Moin-Jo-Darro Main Paai Jany Wali

    Takhti Ki Ibaarat 600 Saal Baad Par Li Gai Hai.

    Us Par Likha Hai.



    "Ashiq Majboor Aa, Bhaly Kedho B Kandhar Hujy" :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • 1Aurat Bus Me
    1Aurat Bus Me Bethi Molvi Ko Ankhen Mar Rhi Thi
    Molvi Gusy Me

    Ye Kis Ki BV Hy

    1Admi Monch Pr Hath Mar K Bola
    Meri Hy

    Molvi
    To Bharwe Choda B Karo!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Nanga Kar K Khate Hain
    Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

    Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
    Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

    Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
    Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


    Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
    Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

    Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
    Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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