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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Chinese Larki Se Shadi
    Ek Larke ki Shadi Chinese Larki Se Hoi

    Ek Saal baad Larki ka Intikal ho Gaya

    Ek Dost ne Larky ko Dilasa Dete Hoye Kaha

    Yar China ka Maal Itna He Chalta Hai. :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Makaan Ko Pakar Ke Rakho
    Ek Charsi Kafi Dair Se Ghar Ka Tala Kholnay Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha,

    Aur Us Ke Haath Kaanp Rahy Thy.

    Qareeb Khare Ek Shaks Ne Kaha: Kiya Mein Tala Khol Don?

    Charsi: Tala To Mein Khol Lunga,

    Tum Bus Makaan Ko Pakar Ke Rakho. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai?
    Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.

    Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai?

    Mareez Ghussay Se: Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai

    Leak To Nahi...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Baby Kangaroo Missing
    What did the Kangaroo say when she found her Baby Missing?

    Haaye...! Main Mar Gayie...




    Kissi Ne Mera Jaib Kaat Liya. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Japan aur China ki harkaten
    Har samundar mein sahil nahen hota ,

    Har jang mein mezael nahen hota ,

    Ye sab Japan aur China ki harkaten hain,

    Jaani

    Warna tum jese popat ke pas mobile nahen hota.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • arz kiya hai...
    arz kiya hai...ehm ..ehm!!!

    aaj kal aap ke SMS aana band hain

    aaj kal aap ke SMS aana band hain

    naraz ho hum se ya balance kam hai?


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Said
    WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Said:

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    Meri MAA Ki Qasam,

    Mai Ne Itni Batain Nhi Kahi,

    Lakin Ye Zalil Log Khud Se Bana K

    Muje Bhi "Faraz" Banana Chahte Hain. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Hum Humesha 4 Hi Rahen Gy?
    Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kia Hum Humesha 4 Hi Rahen Gy?
    Aap/Papa/Behan Or Men

    Dadi: Nahi Jab Tmhari Shadi Hojae Gi
    To Hm 5 Hojaen Gy.

    Bacha: Phir Jab Behan Ki Shadi HojaeGi
    To Hum Phir Se 4 HojaenGy.

    Dadi: Nahi Jab Tmhara Beta Hojaega
    o Hum Phir Se 5 HojaenGy.

    Bacha: Phir Jab Tum Mar Jao Gi
    To Hum Phir 4 HojaenGy. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Majbor K Kaam Aa Saken
    Plz Fwd.

    Shayd Hum Kisi Majbor K Kaam Aa Saken

    Jin Hazrat ko Petrol 25 Rs/L Chahiye,
    Wo is Pump Se ja Kar Ly Le.

    AKRAM Petrolium G-16
    Yadgar Chambr Road
    BANGLADESH. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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