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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Mere Abbu to Black n White TV k
    Kid 1: Mere Abbu to Black n White TV k Zamaney k Hain.

    Kid 2: Mere Abbu to Quaid-e-Azam k Zamaney k Hain.

    Kid 3: Mere Abbu to Angrezoon k Zamaney k Hain.

    Bubbli: Mere Abbu to Sab Se Puraney Hain.
    Yaha Khali Zameen Hoti Thi, Mere Abbu ne Dekh k Kaha Tha:
    Yaha Karachi Banega. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Facebook Nahi To Kya Hua?
    Facebook Nahi To Kya Hua?

    Irfan has Tagged a Photo of You.

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    6 Comments:
    *) Hahahaha Bohat Aala Hai.

    *) Awsome Dude.

    *) Haha Lolz.

    *) Nice.

    *) Fitt Pic Hia.

    *) Yaar Ye Kab Ki Hai?


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Aapki Girlfriend K Liye Taweez
    Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai

    Ya Udhas Hai

    To

    Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo

    Khush ho Jaye Gi.


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     <3><6><1><7>
      <2><3><2>


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?
    Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

    Boy: Haan Hon.

    Girl: To Phir Mujhe 1000 ka Easyload Bhej Do.

    Boy: Main Tumhara Aashiq Hon Ufone Waloon Ka Damaad Nahi. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shortest Proposal from Boy
    Shortcut Propose

    Boy: Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?

    Girl: Kyon?


    Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya
    Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

    Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

    Bacha Masumiyat Se: Master G Main Ammi Se Kahon Ga

    K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Himmat Hai To Kar K Dikhao
    It Is A Challenge For You.

    Aap Kabhi Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte.

    Himmat Hai To Kar K Dikhao.

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    Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load. :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Roz Murga Bana Deti Ho
    Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

    Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

    Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

    Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

    Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Dulhan Ko Kyon Sajaty Hain?
    Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


    Any Guess?

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    OK

    I'll Tell You...

    MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
    Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
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