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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar was Weeping
    Sardar was Weeping:

    Aadmi q roty ho?

    Sardar: Meri murgi mar gae.

    Aadmi: Mera Baap mar gaya hai magar mai to nahe roya!

    Sardar: Oye tera peyo aanday denda c?


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Per Call
    Dost Sardar Se:
    Yaar Aaj Tumhary Mobile per Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hai...


    Sardar (Fakhar se): Yara! Aaj Hum Apni Sister ka Mobile Le Aaya Hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • NIDO Piya Karo
    1 Sardar Jungle se guzar raha tha:

    K usne dekha ek saanp darakht per Latak raha hai...

    Sardar: NIDO piya karo...

    Sirf lataknay se Hight nahi barhti...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya?
    Sardar apne Beemar baap se:


    Sardar: Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?

    Papa: Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar-ji Manual Virus
    Dear Receiver

    I am Sardarji virus. Since I am not so Technologically advanced, I am a MANUAL virus.
    Please delete all the Files on your hard disk yourself and send this E-mail to everyone you know.

    Thank you very much for helping me.

    Sardarji virus. :-)


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar's Favorite Writer
    Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

    Sardar: Your Daughter!

    Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ji's Accident
    Sardar was arrested for a road accident:

    Judge: How did accident occur??

    Sardar: I don't know sir I was sleeping.


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Sir pe Paghri
    Kisi ney SARDAR ji sy pocha: Sardar ji tusi ey sir ty pag kiyoon phntey ho?


    Sardar: Oh yaar! Ghal ey vey k sada koi damagh na chori kar ley.


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar in Europe
    Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

    Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

    Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

    Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

    Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

    Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ne Surprise Diya
    Sardar ki Maa ki Death ho gai,

    Ek saal bad Sardar ka Baap America sa wapis aya,

    Us na poucha teri Maa kahan hai?

    Sardar: Woh to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,

    Sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola:
    kuttay, kaminay to tu ne mujhay bataya q nhi?



    Sardar: Me na socha Surprise don ga...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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