IrfAnwar's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: IrfAnwar
Location: homer
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Member Since: 25 Jul 2009
About IrfAnwar:
here is my facebook link. http://www.facebook.com/people/Muhammad-Irfan/1690678719
Irfan_anwar347@yahoo.com
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: IrfAnwar
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Welcome Back!
A tourist saw a road sign that read "No through Way. Please Go Another Way."
He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.
After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!"
Category: English Funny SMS
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Aye Mere Parwardigar
AYE MERAY PARWARDEGAR!!!
Jab tu mere "DUA" Qabool karta hy tu mujay khushi hoti hy.
k tu ny mere marzi pori ki.
LAKIN
Jab tu mere "DUA" qabool nahe karta tu mujay aur b zayada khushi hoti hy
K tu ny apni marzi pori ki.
Category: Islamic SMS
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When You Smile
You know when you smile you look very cute.
Plz smile again,
Again na!!
Oh very cute
but,
Sometimes we need to lie just to make someone
Smile!!!
Category: Smile SMS
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Talented Man
"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.
People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.
Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."
Dave Barry
Category: Silly Quotes SMS
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I will Find You
I will Seek and Find you
I will Take you to Bed, and control you.
I will make you Ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan...
All my love,
The FLU
I know what you were thinking...
Category: Double Meaning SMS
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The Rope and Weather
Boy: What are you doing with that piece of rope?
Old-timer: This is a weather gauge, my son.
Boy: How do you tell the weather with a piece of rope?
Old-timer: It's simple. When it swings back and forth it windy. When it gets wet, it's raining.
Category: English Funny SMS
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T.V Commercial
"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath."
Dave Barry
Category: Silly Quotes SMS
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Sardar Pilot
A Sardar-ji is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane he grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" he screams.
Ground control receives his call for help and answers back:
"Don't worry, I'll talk you down, just do as I say.
First, I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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