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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Konsi Film Lagi hai?
    Major Rohail: Tuje hospital me logo ne kyu mara?
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    Sardar: Logo ka rush dekh k hum ne pocha yahan kon sa film lga hy?

    Bad me pata chala wo ICU hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Paindo Log boltay hain
    Aadmi: Yaar ye "Aaho" kon log boltay hain?

    Sardar: Bhai ye Paindo Log boltay hain.

    Aadmi: Acha aap Parhay Likhy hain?

    Sardar: Aaho...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Batau sardar ne apne
    Ek Sardar k Pass Kawa(Crow) Tha
    Wo Boht Mulaayum(Soft)Tha

    Batau Sardar Apne kaway(Crow) Ka
    Kia naam Rakhe Hoga?





    socho socho




    My-Crow-Soft


  By: Smart   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ko larki hui
    Sardar ko larki hui

    Biwi: Suno Ji Jab Ye Bari Hojayegi To Larke Isse Patayenge?

    Sardar: Mene Is Problem Ka Solution Dhond liya Hai Hum Iska Naam BAJI Rakhenge.


  By: Smart   Send To Mobile
  • Fastest Thing of World
    4 Students:
    1 From HARVARD
    1 From OXFORD
    1 TEXAS &
    Sardar G From PUNJAB UNVRSITY

    1 common Ques: What Is the Fastest Thing In World?

    HRVD: Light
    OXF: Thought
    TEXAS: Blink of Eye
    SARDAR: Loose Motion
    Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could "Blink",
    "Think" or "Turn On d Light" It Was All Over.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Bomb in a Garden
    Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!


    Sardar Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Colors of Coffee
    Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?


    Sardar Customer: What other colors do you have?


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • I Made A Mistake
    Sardar writing the passive voice of sentence...

    "I Made A Mistake."

    He wrote:



    "I Was Made By A Mistake."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar with his Bakri
    Ek Sardar Bakri lay kar Bus main sawaar hua...

    To logon ne usay bohat mara...


    Jawab main woh bola:

    Mere Sath Ladies nahi hoti to batata.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Agar mujhe kuch ho jaye
    Sardar: Agar Operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to Usi Doctor se shaadi kar lena.

    Biwi: Aise kyon keh rahy ho?


    Sardar: To kya Doctor ko Muaaf kar don???


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
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