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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • JUG in Bathroom
    Sardar:
    Yar bathroom main jo JUG rakha hy us main garam pani hy
    .


    Major Rohail:
    Oy bewakoof woh JUG nhi LOTA hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • 1st ever Intelligent Sardar
    1st ever intelligent sardar.

    Teacher: what do u call a person, who cannot hear anything?

    Sardar: You can call him anything,

    because he cannot hear anything.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Bachpan mai Taqatwar Tha
    1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

    2nd: Woh k se?

    1st: Meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha..


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar's essay on Cow
    Sardar's essay on cow:


    He is d cow.

    He has got 4 legs 2gether.

    2 r 4ward & 2 aftrwards.

    It gives milk wich comes frm 4 taps attached 2 d basement.
    @Its motion is vry useful of green color.

    It has tail situated in the backyard & has hair on it to frighten flies.

    Many use it as vehicle also.....


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • MBBS student
    In MBBS class

    Teacher: "Bhool jana, Yaad na rehna,
    Khuch deer tak Yaadasht ka kaam na karna"

    Ye kis beemari k symptoms hai?


    Sardar Student: "Gajneeya"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Juvari
    Sardar apni BV Anti Misba ko Juve main har gya
    .
    Sardar
    “Me tuje juve me har gya,ab tu Major Rohail ke hai”
    .
    Anti Misba
    “Meri to kismat he kharab hy
    Mera koi b husbnd acha Juwarya nhi niklta,sb
    Mje har jate hai”


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • An AMPLIFIER in Sea?
    Teacher: What will happen, If u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

    Sardar: TSUNAMI will be created.

    Teacher: How?

    Sardar: Because an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Naqal mari hay
    two sardar brother study in same class

    Teacher:tum dono ne apnay father ka naam different kiyun likha?

    Sardar brothers:tusi fer kena c naqal mari hay.


  By: tuk tuk   Send To Mobile
  • Mirchain khatam ho gain?
    Sardar ne 1 TOTA pala or usko Mirchain
    khlata gaya:

    1 Month k bad Sardar ne TOTAY se pucha:
    "Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

    TOTA: Kyon Salay Mirchain Khatam Ho Gai?


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Jahaz te aandy ne
    Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe: Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon

    Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
    .
    .
    tu sunday te awain ga.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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