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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Parrosiyon ka Bacha Gum
    Sardar: Aaj mere Parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gaya.

    Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

    Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'Google' per search kar lo..


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • How To ENTER
    Anti Misba:What seems to b the problem?


    Sardar: My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
    This small computer without any door.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Roaming to Nahi Lagegi
    Sardar calls customer care: Sir, Meri Bheins ne mera sim kha liya or bhag gai.

    Cust. care: What can i do?

    Sardar: Ji puchhna ye tha ki Roaming to nahi lagegi?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Walking at Night
    Sardar walking at night:

    Samnay Gobar parra tha.

    Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

    Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...


    Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra... :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Kissing Katrena
    Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara.

    Major Rohail:Kyu?

    Sardar: I was kissing Katrena.

    Major Rohail: Wow Katrena Kaif?

    Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Isse pehle Accident ho jaye
    Sardarni: Ji tusi gaddi inni tej kyu bhaja rahe ho?

    Sardar: Areh Gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,

    Is sey pehley k Accident ho jae,
    Jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • 3no Husbnd Wife
    Major Rohail Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
    Sardar b Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
    Sardar 2 Major Rohail
    “Hume shadi kr leni chaheye
    3no husbnd wife khushi khushi
    zindagi guzare ge”


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pait Bhar k Khana Khilaya
    Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..


    Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA...


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Chicken Khao ge
    Sardar Major Rohail k ghar gya
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Chicken khao ge
    .
    Sardar:
    Yes
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Kon sa chinies,French ya Pkstni?
    .
    Sardar:
    Koi sa b le aao me ne kon sa us k sath batein krni hy


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pilot to ban nhi saka
    Major Rohail: Tum Nasha kyu karte ho.



    Sardar: Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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