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Sardar ne Surprise Diya



Sardar ki Maa ki Death ho gai,

Ek saal bad Sardar ka Baap America sa wapis aya,

Us na poucha teri Maa kahan hai?

Sardar: Woh to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,

Sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola:
kuttay, kaminay to tu ne mujhay bataya q nhi?



Sardar: Me na socha Surprise don ga...



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