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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar Driver
    Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi?


    Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ki Birthday Party
    Sardar aur Major Rohail ki khob pitai hue:

    Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
    .

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    "Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain".


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Bewakoof Sardar
    Sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

    Major Rohail: Woh kese?


    Sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya...


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Puppy do na!
    Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na!

    Sardar: Uff Fashion Dekho....

    Ghar main khanay ko Paise nahi hain aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye... :-P


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Kaam to Acha nhi kya
    Sardar's kuri: Abba kal apne ghar se ek Banda kam ho jae ga.

    Next day wo larki bhag gai.


    Sardar: Kuri ne Kaam to acha nhi kya.. Per thi wo najoomi.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Mainay shadi karni hai
    Sardar to his Papa: Mainay shadi karni hai.

    Papa: Puter kidhay naal

    Sardar: Papa dadi amma day naal

    Papa: Batamiz o meri maa hai

    Sardar: Te tusa meri maa naal kio shadi kiti.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Murghi k sath roti
    Sardar: Main to har roz Murghi k sath roti khata hon.

    Dost: Is Mehngaai main kese???

    Sardar: Ek nawala khud khata hon, aur Ek Murghi ko khilata hon.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Larkeyan marti hy
    Sardar: Tumhe pata hai hazaron larkeya meri vaja se roz roz Marti hain.


    Anti Misba: Zahir hai jab koi ek ek mahene tk nahae ga nhi,
    Us pr larkeya to kya sab he mar jae.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Woh to Pregnant hai
    Sardar (Larki ko chhertay huye): Hor soniya ki haal he???

    Larki (Ghussay main): Jo teri behan ka hai.

    Sardar (Hans kar): Woh to Pregnant hai. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Showroom se nikli hai
    T.T to Sardar in Train: Ticket dikhao.

    Sardar: Ye lo.

    T.T: Ye to Purani hai.

    Sardar: To Train kya abhi Showroom se nikli hai?


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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