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Aqalmand Sardar
Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SARDAR" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
By:
wahabi
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My Computer
Computer Lesson:
Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer
Sardar: OK kar liya.
Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.
Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?
By:
wahabi
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Sardar ki Family
Ek aadmi ne sardar sy pocha: Aap ki Family main kon kon hai?
Sardar: Ek meri biwi
Chinko
Ty minko
Ty saly tu khud gin lena.
Aadmi: Wo kis tarhaan?
Sardar: Meri biwi Nurse hai, her koi sister kehta hai
hun gin k menu v das.
By:
shahzada
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China Lohore Ich Aye
3 Sardar bari gahri guftgu mai:
Sardar 1: Yar ae Japan kithe hega ae?
Sardar 2: Yar japan da te pata ni par china lahore ich hega ae.
sardar 3: O kis tarha?
sardar 2: China Chowk.
By:
zaid
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Sardar Pilot
A Sardar-ji is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane he grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" he screams.
Ground control receives his call for help and answers back:
"Don't worry, I'll talk you down, just do as I say.
First, I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"
By:
IrfAnwar
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Sardar Ki Biwi
Sardar ki bivi uske Driver k sath bhag gai..
Logo ne pucha Sardar g hun ki kro ge..?
Sardar: Karna ki aye Hun Gaadi aap chalawan ga...
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Jasper
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No Pant No Kiraya
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha Karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver: Full pant, ful kiraya. Half pent half kiraya.
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: No pent No kiraya...
By:
Dapper
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Sardar Ki Cigarette
1 Sardar Cigarette p raha tha:
Cigarette se dhuwan nahi nikal raha tha.
Ek aadmi ne pucha: Cigarette Se Dhuwan Q nahi nikal raha?
Sardar: Cigarette CNG per hai.
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Dapper
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