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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa On 60th Birthday
    Santa On 60th Birthday:

    Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

    Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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    Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Main Raat ko Aaunga
    Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga.

    Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To,
    Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi.


    Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar!

    Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.


  By: Lupoka   Send To Mobile
  • T.V Cable is Not For Kids
    Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids,
    They don't Study, So I got rid of it.


    Banta: That's Good.


    Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. :-)


  By: amna   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Watches Less T.V
    While visiting Santa's house,

    Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

    Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

    Banta Asked why the Small one was There.




    Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI
    Santa: Do you Know English?

    Banta: Yes!


    Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

    Banta: So Simple Yaar.



    NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?
    Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua?

    Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.

    Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?

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    Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Stop Barking Dog in Backyard
    Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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    Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Failed in Every Subject
    Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.


    Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?



    Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-)


  By: amna   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Died Yesterday
    Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
    I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out.
    What to do?



    Banta: No Problem.
    Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Born on Government Holidays
    Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?




    Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
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