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Santa On 60th Birthday



Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya. :-)



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