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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa Bank Gaya
    Santa Ek Din Paise Lene K Liye Bank Gaya:

    Khudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: So (100) Ke Loge?




    Santa: Khade Khade V Chalega Ji,

    Tusi Davo Taan Sahi. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Latest Laughing Buddha
    Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.


    Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?



    Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.

    Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Liquid Turns Solid on Heating
    All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

    But Santa Rocks.

    Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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    Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Film Dekhi
    Santa Aur Banta Film Dekhne Gaye
    Lekin Woh Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaye.

    Q?


    Kyo K

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    Us Film Ka Naam Tha.


    "HOUSE FULL". :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Headlights Not Working
    Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
    Woh bandh hai.





    Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
    Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:

    Kya Main Agle Janam Main
    Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?


    Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
    Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya
    Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K...


    Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya.


    Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Aadmi Jaisa Gadha
    Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.

    SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.

    Banta: Haan!

    Aur Gadha to Dekho,

    Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
    Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
    Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

    Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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    Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Seedhi Baat No Bakwas
    1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

    Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

    Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
    Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

    Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
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