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Santa Watches Less T.V



While visiting Santa's house,

Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

Banta Asked why the Small one was There.




Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)



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