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  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Phansi Se Pehly Aakhri Khuwahish
    Inspector 2 Santa:
    Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
    Khwahish Kia Ha?

    Santa:
    Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
    K Phansi De Do-:)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Become My Son-In-Law?
    Lady:
    So You Want To Become My Son-In-Law?

    Santa:
    Not Really,
    But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
    THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

    1) You believe in Santa Claus.
    2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
    3) You are Santa Claus.
    4) You look like Santa Claus.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
    THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

    1) You believe in Santa Claus.
    2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
    3) You are Santa Claus.
    4) You look like Santa Claus.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Just Imagine She Came Back
    Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday.
    I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
    What To Do?

    Banta – No Problem.
    Just Imagine She Came Back. :D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?
    Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?

    Pandu: Haan, Kyu?

    Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Banta met Woman of his Dreams
    Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that
    He recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

    Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

    Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

    The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

    Banta, "It was a flop idea."

    Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

    Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Banta in Exam Hall
    Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

    Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?




    Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

    Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

    And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Fixing a Bomb in a Car
    Santa and Banta were Fixing a Bomb in a Car.

    Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

    Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.


  By: DEEPAK   Send To Mobile
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