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Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?



Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua?

Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?

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Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.



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